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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 55
TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 09/01/09 09:00 AM
Hey Biker .... hows weather in Chicago ?.... hope its ok for your drivin

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/01/09 09:29 AM
Its 74 and sunny and nice. Everyone is driving like an idiot. Not paying attention.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:36 AM
dEAR diarrrrrrrrrrheaaaaaaa I have a family of 4 flies living in my bedroom and grrrrr they like to wake me up by flying and landing on my face and ewwwwwwwwwwwww gaaaaaaaaawd they give me the heebie jeebies!!! Do I have to sleep with my Bug Zapper????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:37 AM
I want all the flies DEAD!!!! Why are there so many flies???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:37 AM
<-----getting all itchy scratchy!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/01/09 09:43 AM
Flies don't have a stomach. To digest food they puke acidic juices on anything they want to digest and then slurp it up with their probiscus. Flies like the taste of gypsy. They like to puke on you then slurp it up!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/01/09 09:47 AM
Humphrie the dog wants to f**k your leg.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:47 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate bugssssssssssss!!!! Im going to the store to find the biggest baddest bug killer in the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!!! And then I will take a picture of it!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:48 AM
Humphrie the dog wants to f**k your leg. I want a humphrie too!!!! Why didnt I buy myself one too???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/01/09 09:50 AM
(((hump))) (((hump))) (((hump)))

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:51 AM
AYYYYYYYYYYE YI YI YI YIYIYIYIYIYI YIPP YIPP!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:52 AM
Are you driving with humphrey the humping dog strapped on???? omggggggggggggg Im gonna peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my pants!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/01/09 09:55 AM
Biker the dog wants to hump your leg too.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:57 AM
I would rather have something else humped!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 09:57 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhh muriel..........does she ever SLEEP???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 10:08 AM
Dear diary....shadow wont eat. He hasnt really eaten for about 3 or 4 days.....

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 09/01/09 10:09 AM
I would rather have something else humped!! me too

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 09/01/09 10:15 AM
Me too!! me too!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 10:21 AM Edited by Gypsy41 on Tue 09/01/09 10:23 AM
heya catch!! hey tallguy!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/01/09 10:22 AM
Dear diary......my friend just showed up and wants to hang out later. I guess that means I have to get dressed???