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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 55 | |
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ITS the middle of the night jess.......when normals are sleeping!!! 
Great time to call...................1-800-omgineedafukc!!!!  
and they arrive in their pimp mobiles dressed sort of like us lot...
<---------------and charge $160 an hour...
$160? thats it? Where's my dam phone anyway. |
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ITS the middle of the night jess.......when normals are sleeping!!!
Great time to call...................1-800-omgineedafukc!!!!
and they arrive in their pimp mobiles dressed sort of like us lot...
<---------------and charge $160 an hour...
$160? thats it? Where's my dam phone anyway. But it takes 43 hours and six planes to get there....
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
and only 14 hours away and $650 an hour! |
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
Is that whip cream?
Thats exactly what I have in mind! |
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
and only 14 hours away and $650 an hour! 
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
Is that whip cream?
Thats exactly what I have in mind! 
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor IV.....feels like I am writing roman numerals for 4...
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SO why are you on your computer on your birthday wanting a woman to use and abuse you...are you ordering one off ebay? 
yes - I'm finding one on EBAY.
Sept 1 is my bday. It's 3:30am A lot of bday left 
It is all legal in Nevada you can get a plane there tonight if need be |
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
Is that whip cream?
Thats exactly what I have in mind!
at $650 an hour and 14 hours away you can tell him it's anything! 
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Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Ive been sooooooooooooo good lately too!!!
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
Is that whip cream?
Thats exactly what I have in mind!
at $650 an hour and 14 hours away you can tell him it's anything!
Wait. Wouldn't I tell HER that it is anything!? Good thing I only need 1 1/2 minutes if she showed up in whipped cream like that - whats that prorated too?
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You could be in Nevada by early morning
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh 1 1/2 minutes???????
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You could be in Nevada by early morning
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<-----but Im dressed like that right now?!!!!
Is that whip cream?
Thats exactly what I have in mind!
at $650 an hour and 14 hours away you can tell him it's anything!
Wait. Wouldn't I tell HER that it is anything!? Good thing I only need 1 1/2 minutes if she showed up in whipped cream like that - whats that prorated too?
14 X $650 = $9100 + $650 for the hour or part there of...$9750....wanna argue about it, talk to the 12 samoan bouncers at the door...
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No, I used to live and work in Reno. They have those places all over.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh 1 1/2 minutes???????
Speaking of whipped cream, I wonder if that make good lube for ..... oh nevermind.
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No, I used to live and work in Reno. They have those places all over.
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