Topic: just the men
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Sat 08/29/09 07:32 PM

Silence



Duct tape?

silly's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:32 PM


and don't say sex.I know that besides that.


Sadly enough,

for some that's it.

Me, something else I want from a woman is care and humor


unfortunately u are so right.

good for u,hope u find it.drinkerwinking

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Sat 08/29/09 07:33 PM
Edited by KeepingTheFaith on Sat 08/29/09 07:33 PM


Lex ~ while I respect and appreciate your opinion, I have to disagree.

There ARE women out there who meet your criteria...and who want the same things.

(Sorry, Silly ~ had to weigh in!)


There may be -- but all I've ever run across are those who SAY they want those things but then change their minds once they're comfortably ensconced in the relationship.....




Unfortunately that does happen...with men too! However, that does not diminish the fact that there are women AND men out there that want and strive for what you described.

In that way, men and women really aren't that different, Silly.

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Sat 08/29/09 07:35 PM


Silence



Duct tape?


Would do just fine :smile:

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Sat 08/29/09 07:35 PM

Here is a joke that illuminates what men and women want...


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited





ALWAYS love this one!!!

Girls gotta keep her extended shoppin' options in mind; and don't forget the clearance rack ... ??? ... noway

... To a point ...

Can you say EXCESS much ... laugh

silly's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:39 PM


I have a question.What do men really want from us woman? and don't say sex.I know that besides that.
Friendshi above all else and the ability to be able to communicate with out having to talk and think about sex. :smile:



Good answer.drinker

ReddBeans's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:42 PM


Silence



Duct tape?


I gots lots of Duct tapebigsmile It's an essential in any rednecks tool box

SoundMethod's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:45 PM
I am looking for a woman who can float, turn cops into lead statues, and catch things on fire with her butt !!!

Quietman_2009's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:46 PM
and make gravy

Anton_k's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:49 PM

and make gravy


that would be country gravy..drinker

Quietman_2009's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:50 PM


and make gravy


that would be country gravy..drinker
surprised there's other kinds of gravy?

who knew

Anton_k's photo
Sat 08/29/09 07:52 PM



and make gravy


that would be country gravy..drinker
surprised there's other kinds of gravy?

who knew


i have heard of them but never tasted any of them..bigsmile

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Sat 08/29/09 07:56 PM

I have a question.What do men really want from us woman? and don't say sex.I know that besides that.


I'd imagine the same thing we want from them...to be truly loved and respected.

We may just have different ideas of what that means. To a woman, respect may mean her partner not checking out other women, especially in her presence. To a man, respect may mean his woman not complaining when he asks her to get him a beer when his buddies are hangin' out. Finding someone with the same definitions for those terms seems to be the key to this relationship thing. :thumbsup:

'Course, consider the source here, I'm perpetually single. ohwell

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Sat 08/29/09 08:00 PM

I am looking for a woman who can float, turn cops into lead statues, and catch things on fire with her butt !!!


... ... PPPbbbfffftttt ... Is that the best ya got??? ... whoa

... I can STILL do that simultaneous to doin' mah man, pattin' mah head, rubbin' mah belly, bakin' a cherry pie, doin' an oil change on my jeep, cannin' a bushel of tomatoes and plowin' the lower 40 acres w/ mah mule ...

... Next! ... waving

Jess642's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:05 PM
Hahahahaha....I just posed the question....'Man...what do you want from your woman?'


He said....' Right now...for her to stop asking stooopid questions. '


:laughing: slaphead

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Sat 08/29/09 09:09 PM

Hahahahaha....I just posed the question....'Man...what do you want from your woman?'


He said....' Right now...for her to stop asking stooopid questions. '


:laughing: slaphead


thats it

AdventureBegins's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:11 PM
I just want one to want me...

(one that I want also)...flowerforyou

grim336's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:12 PM
wat we want is the lady we can go out with at a nice dinner and the crazy girl at the party dancing with you

DTHRomeo's photo
Sat 08/29/09 09:15 PM

I have a question.What do men really want from us woman? and don't say sex.I know that besides that.


Not to be Lunachicks! smokin

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Sat 08/29/09 09:15 PM
they want pancakes laugh