I'm looking for a date to go to the movies with tonight. People that I know are all out of town or have plans tonight. I hate going to the movies by myself. I will let you pick the movie, I just want someone to go with.

First, I live too far away - though I love going to the movies - much rather catch a movie in a theater than watch one at home. Like the whole experience - the smell of the popcorn, THE popcorn, the big screen, the sound - all of it.
Second, I'm too old for you - though, when it comes to going to the movies, if there ever was a time when age shouldn't matter, that's one. I've been to many movies with my nephews - though not recently (their schedules and mine don't match).
Third, I hope you found someone to go with - either from M2 or elsewhere. I agree, going to movies alone sucks. Good luck.