Topic: What I Miss
Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:52 AM
slaphead

LewisW123's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:56 AM



80% of the sex I've had sucked.


You must be doing something wrong honey........smokin


No, it was not me doing anything wrong. You'd like me to explain?


Yes, in detail.pitchfork

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Fri 08/28/09 10:56 AM
You want to hear in detail about why the sex was bad?

newarkjw's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:58 AM



80% of the sex I've had sucked.


You must be doing something wrong honey........smokin


No, it was not me doing anything wrong. You'd like me to explain?


Not really.........smokin

LewisW123's photo
Fri 08/28/09 10:59 AM
Edited by LewisW123 on Fri 08/28/09 11:00 AM

You want to hear in detail about why the sex was bad?


I want to hear Lilith go off on a rant more than anything.

Besides, I might learn something.

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Fri 08/28/09 11:05 AM

To find an intelligent, empowered, articulate & communicative man who knows where a clitoris is and that pushing hard on it if he can find it is NOT a good idea... well. Prove he exists. I'm doubtful.


That's some sort of medieval woodwind instrument, right?


franshade's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:12 AM

I miss the idealistic way I viewed love when I was younger. The experiences I've had have made me, well, not so sorry I'm single. And as for the sex, eh.... I'm got a helper. 80% of the sex I've had sucked.

And yes, I admit I might be a bit cranky today... but I'm also being honest.

To find an intelligent, empowered, articulate & communicative man who knows where a clitoris is and that pushing hard on it if he can find it is NOT a good idea... well. Prove he exists. I'm doubtful.

rofl I can see how that would be a problem rofl

raiderfan_32's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:14 AM
what I miss is waking up in the morning with her in my arms and her scent still on my body, sneaking up behind her and putting my arms around hr waist and kissing her on the neck, catching her sneaking a glance at me from across the room, watching her hips sway as she walks, morning sex..

man, I hope she never reads this..

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:15 AM
Edited by lilith401 on Fri 08/28/09 11:16 AM
How about the three thrust wham bammers who lie back, cross their arms and say, so, baby, was it good for you?

How about the guys who have no, um, tempo and stop just as you are about to feel anything other than the sweat dripping on you after 32.8 seconds?

How about the ones who grind into you so badly you get a rash or worse, cut your skin in order to get more in there so they feel like "big men"?

How about the ones who never learned the word foreplay? The ones who stick their hands down your pants, ram two or three fingers up inside you... they feel the slightest bit of lubrication, push your panties aside, stick "it" up there and move seizure-like until they are done?

The ones who move only in a circular motion?

But one thing all these guys have in common? They don't make eye contact, they don't take cues, they don't listen, and they don't communicate. Why? Because they don't give a flying f**k.

So yes, I'm doing everything wrong. I'd be having much better sex if I didn't allow this to happen right?

franshade's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:17 AM

How about the three thrust wham bammers who lie back, cross their arms and say, so, baby, was it good for you?

How about the guys who have no, um, tempo and stop just as you are about to feel anything other than the sweat dripping on you after 32.8 seconds?

How about the ones who grind into you so badly you get a rash or worse, cut your skin in order to get more in there so they feel like "big men"?

How about the ones who never learned the word foreplay? The ones who stick their hands down your pants, ram two or three fingers up inside you... they feel the slightest bit of lubrication, push your panties aside, stick "it" up there and move seizure-like until they are done?

The ones who move only in a circular motion?

But one thing all these guys have in common? They don't make eye contact, they don't take cues, they don't listen, and they don't communicate. Why? Because they don't give a flying f**k.

So yes, I'm doing everything wrong. I'd be having much better sex if I didn't allow this to happen right?


Oh Lilith laugh laugh you have made my day.

drinks

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Fri 08/28/09 11:17 AM
I realize some folks have had bad experiences, so have I, plenty, including horrid sex...but, that only lasted as long as I was willing to accept it...together a couple can learn from one another want does it for them. You don't just always instantly click in that area I have found, you know what you've learned... and the experimenting...exploring is SO much fun, just have to be willing to go there.bigsmile

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Fri 08/28/09 11:19 AM

what I miss is waking up in the morning with her in my arms and her scent still on my body, sneaking up behind her and putting my arms around hr waist and kissing her on the neck, catching her sneaking a glance at me from across the room, watching her hips sway as she walks, morning sex..

man, I hope she never reads this..


That's what I'm talkin' about. :banana: bigsmile :thumbsup:

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:20 AM

I realize some folks have had bad experiences, so have I, plenty, including horrid sex...but, that only lasted as long as I was willing to accept it...together a couple can learn from one another want does it for them. You don't just always instantly click in that area I have found, you know what you've learned... and the experimenting...exploring is SO much fun, just have to be willing to go there.bigsmile


And Robin you are so right. A very wise woman here. flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 08/28/09 11:21 AM


I realize some folks have had bad experiences, so have I, plenty, including horrid sex...but, that only lasted as long as I was willing to accept it...together a couple can learn from one another want does it for them. You don't just always instantly click in that area I have found, you know what you've learned... and the experimenting...exploring is SO much fun, just have to be willing to go there.bigsmile


And Robin you are so right. A very wise woman here. flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou


Well..coming from one of the wisest, wittiest women I know...I am flattered!flowers

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:22 AM

How about the three thrust wham bammers who lie back, cross their arms and say, so, baby, was it good for you?

How about the guys who have no, um, tempo and stop just as you are about to feel anything other than the sweat dripping on you after 32.8 seconds?

How about the ones who grind into you so badly you get a rash or worse, cut your skin in order to get more in there so they feel like "big men"?

How about the ones who never learned the word foreplay? The ones who stick their hands down your pants, ram two or three fingers up inside you... they feel the slightest bit of lubrication, push your panties aside, stick "it" up there and move seizure-like until they are done?

The ones who move only in a circular motion?

But one thing all these guys have in common? They don't make eye contact, they don't take cues, they don't listen, and they don't communicate. Why? Because they don't give a flying f**k.

So yes, I'm doing everything wrong. I'd be having much better sex if I didn't allow this to happen right?


my gawd, that does sound awful....teach em how to do it rightbigsmile

newarkjw's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:30 AM

How about the three thrust wham bammers who lie back, cross their arms and say, so, baby, was it good for you?

How about the guys who have no, um, tempo and stop just as you are about to feel anything other than the sweat dripping on you after 32.8 seconds?

How about the ones who grind into you so badly you get a rash or worse, cut your skin in order to get more in there so they feel like "big men"?

How about the ones who never learned the word foreplay? The ones who stick their hands down your pants, ram two or three fingers up inside you... they feel the slightest bit of lubrication, push your panties aside, stick "it" up there and move seizure-like until they are done?

The ones who move only in a circular motion?

But one thing all these guys have in common? They don't make eye contact, they don't take cues, they don't listen, and they don't communicate. Why? Because they don't give a flying f**k.

So yes, I'm doing everything wrong. I'd be having much better sex if I didn't allow this to happen right?


Jump up on top and ride that rascal......smokin

raiderfan_32's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:36 AM

How about the three thrust wham bammers who lie back, cross their arms and say, so, baby, was it good for you?

How about the guys who have no, um, tempo and stop just as you are about to feel anything other than the sweat dripping on you after 32.8 seconds?

How about the ones who grind into you so badly you get a rash or worse, cut your skin in order to get more in there so they feel like "big men"?

How about the ones who never learned the word foreplay? The ones who stick their hands down your pants, ram two or three fingers up inside you... they feel the slightest bit of lubrication, push your panties aside, stick "it" up there and move seizure-like until they are done?

The ones who move only in a circular motion?

But one thing all these guys have in common? They don't make eye contact, they don't take cues, they don't listen, and they don't communicate. Why? Because they don't give a flying f**k.

So yes, I'm doing everything wrong. I'd be having much better sex if I didn't allow this to happen right?


that's truely unfortunate. my condolences, really. bad sex sucks. my experience, since no one asked, is that the longer you put off actual intercourse and get to know the other person, the better it is when you both decide to go for it. Within reason of course.. I'm not saying wait till the wedding night necessarily but it doesn't bode well for the relationship (sexually, emotionally or longevity wise) to go straight from the bar to the bedroom..

The bad (ie worst) sex I've had has been with the person I just met. If you sleep together within a week of meeting or first kissing, my experience is that the sex is just bad..

raiderfan_32's photo
Fri 08/28/09 11:37 AM


what I miss is waking up in the morning with her in my arms and her scent still on my body, sneaking up behind her and putting my arms around hr waist and kissing her on the neck, catching her sneaking a glance at me from across the room, watching her hips sway as she walks, morning sex..

man, I hope she never reads this..


That's what I'm talkin' about. :banana: bigsmile


:thumbsup:

franshade's photo
Fri 08/28/09 12:11 PM
I miss that look from across the room that says it all :heart:

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Fri 08/28/09 12:24 PM
I miss 'that' grin! bigsmile