WISDOM FROM UNKOWN SOURCES RECEIVED IN MY E MAIL

Hope you enjoy!!!

Telephone recording

"I am not available right now, but thank you for
caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Beep. If I do not return your call. You are one of the changes."
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ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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God gave man before woman so as to give hime time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it gets harder to find one.
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QUOTE BY JAY LENO
"WITH HURRICANES, TORNADOS, FIRES OUT OF CONTROL. MUS SLIDES, FLOODING, SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS TEARING UP THE COUNTRY FROM ONE END TO ANOTHER, AND WITH THREAT OF BIRD FLU AND TERRORIST ATTACKS, "ARE WE SURE THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO TAKE GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE?"

*******Not cited as to where/who put the quotes together*****.

Ha Ha! Those are so cute! Thanks.

i agree--pretty cute--enjoyed those

They are all pretty good but my fav is the first one, the phone message. Not that is funny!

that one is really funny!!!