I wouldn't do such a thing. Trust me, I got better things to do. I'm not 15. I don't play games. I play guitar.

Only in Teh Gyp's household.

just as much as the Jamaican bob sled team

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Cool!!!!!!!!!!


If we start training now we could be gold medalists....

OMG I don't believe it!


He's ready! Now if I can teeter out to the van on this stupid heels and not break my neck....we are gone.....


See yahs!!!!!!!!!

have fun

wake up maggie I think I got something to say at you

ok, i'm awake!

You RAaaaang?

If I listened long enough to you
Id find a way to believe that its all true
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live without
Somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never think about myself

If I gave you time to change my mind
Id find a way just to leave the past behind
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

If I listened long enough to you
Id find a way to believe that its all true
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live without
Somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never think about myself

slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

let's rock baby doll...

would have given you all of my heart
But there's someone who's torn it apart
And she's taken just all that I had
But if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst
I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
And I'm sure going to give you a try
And if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst

I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
But I'm sure gonna give you a try
'cause if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
When it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst




Send "The

WHAT?!

I didn't know what day it was
When you walked into the room
I said hello unnoticed
You said goodbye too soon

Breezing through the clientele
Spinning yarns that were so lyrical
I really must confess right here
The attraction was purely physical

I took all those habits of yours
That in the beginning were hard to accept
Your fashion sense, beardsly prints
I put down to experience

The big bosomed lady with the dutch accent
Who tried to change my point of view
Her ad lib lines were well rehearsed
But my heart cried out for you

Chorus:

You're in my heart, you're in my soul
You'll be my breath should i grow old
You are my lover, you're my best friend
You're in my soul

My love for you is immeasurable
My respect for you immense
You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
You're beauty and elegance

You're a rhapsody, a comedy
You're a symphony and a play
You're every love song ever written
But honey what do you see in me

(chorus)

You're an essay in glamour
Please pardon the grammar
But you're every schoolboy's dream
You're celtic, united, but baby i've decided
You're the best team i've ever seen

And there have been many affairs
Many times i've thought to leave
But i bite my lip and turn around
'cause you're the warmest thing i've ever found

(chorus)

Ever since I was a kid at school
I messed around with all the rules
Apologised then realised
Im not different after all

Me and the boys thought we had it sussed
Valentinos all of us
My dad said we looked ridiculous
But boy we broke some hearts
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Dumb blank faces stare back at me
But nothing ever changed

Promises made in the heat of the night
Creeping home before it got too light
I wasted all that precious time
And blamed it on the wine

Chorus:

I was only joking my dear
Looking for a way to hide my fear
What kind of fool was i
I could never win

Never found a compromise
Collected lovers like butterflies
Illusions of that grand first prize
Are slowly wearing thin
Susy baby you were good to me
Giving love unselfishly
But you took it all too seriously
I guess it had to end

(chorus)

Now you ask me if Im sincere
Thats the question that I always fear
Verse seven is never clear
But Ill tell you what you want to hear
I try to give you all you want
But giving love is not my strongest point
If thats the case its pointless going on
Id rather be alone
cause what Im doing must be wrong
Pouring my heart out in a song
Owning up for prosperity
For the whole damn world to see

Quietly now while I turn a page
Act one is over without costume change
The principal would like to leave the stage
The crowd dont understand

Dear Diary,

Speed dating should be mandatory. In person this time. Mingle
needs to be video only.

The new American Idol show should be called Porn Idol.

But it will have to be on Showtime, Cinemax, HBO or the
Porn Network!

you know what harold????? canadinans have no business being on here////

I'm pretty sure I said that back in '07!

But that is just BS!

There are LOTS of guys who would move to Canada just to
see your tongue in person and to get socialized medicine!