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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54
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Thu 08/27/09 11:13 PM
Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah
A standing ovation
Oh, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

[Chorus:]
Don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on (come on)
Talking' bout'
Girl, I love you, you're the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (on)

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Oh, And the award for
The best liar goes to you (goes to you)
For making me believe (that you)
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech, Oh

How about a round of applause
A standing ovation

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now
drinker

chevylover1965's photo
Thu 08/27/09 11:17 PM
noway

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Thu 08/27/09 11:19 PM
Carl broke a tie rod an the other one needed replacing to ohwell

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Thu 08/27/09 11:23 PM
dear diary.........you know what??????


you guys can all fukc YOURSELVES!!!!

explode

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Thu 08/27/09 11:23 PM
im out....yawn

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Thu 08/27/09 11:23 PM
AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE,,,,,,,,,,,,

why dont you just form a " I hate gypsy fan club?"


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Thu 08/27/09 11:25 PM
oh ya I just want whats best for you crap......















pfffffffffffffffffft bunch of ****!!!!slaphead

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Thu 08/27/09 11:28 PM
Yeah. A total bunch of crap. I've gotten that particular line a bunch of times over the years.

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Thu 08/27/09 11:29 PM
Edited by moofooga on Thu 08/27/09 11:30 PM
BAA-BOOSH!!!

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Thu 08/27/09 11:29 PM
shadddddddddap tall guy!!!!explode

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Thu 08/27/09 11:32 PM
"Ward? Don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night"? "Why no june. Our son beaver needs to learn from his mistakes. He needs to learn discipline. Even if it includes punishment". "NO ward, I'm talking about my beaver! You poked me so hard when you were banging my head against the headboard my thighs are bruised"! "Ohhhh! That beaver! I'm sorry june. I get a little carried away sometimes in the heat of passion". "Wally"? "Yeah beav"? "Does mom got two beavers"? "Well yeah beaver if you look at it that way". "I don't get it wally". "Well you see beav, moms got a poosie between her legs that she calls her beaver. And then she had a poosie little boy that she calls beaver". "So I'm a poosie wally"? "Yes beaver, you're a poosie. But not as big a poosie as lumpy rutherford". "Gee, thanks wally"! "Don't mention it beav".

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Thu 08/27/09 11:35 PM
I'm sorry to hear about carl. And what the heck is gypsys problem now?

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Thu 08/27/09 11:37 PM
back the truck up ???????
I went to get a bowl of ice cream ????

WTF???????

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 08/27/09 11:38 PM
With a name like beaver cleaver- you just know he was knockin down the box.

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Thu 08/27/09 11:40 PM
And imagine if they made a "Hooters"-like restaurant named "Beavers", too!

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Thu 08/27/09 11:41 PM
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

ooooo....

I heard he sang a good song
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him and listen for awhile
And there he was this young boy
A stranger to my eyes...

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

I felt all flushed with fever
Embarrassed by the crowd
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud
I pray that he would finish
But he just kept right on...

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

He sang as if he knew me
In all my dark despair
And then he looked right through me as if I was not there
And he just kept on singing,
Singing clear and strong...

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

oooooo....la la la la la la.....ooooooooooo...la la laaaaa.la la la laaaaa

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

He was strumming my pain
Yeah he was singing my life
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly with his song...

drinker :banana:

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Thu 08/27/09 11:42 PM
k......what ever I guess I'll go fukc myself

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Thu 08/27/09 11:42 PM

I'm sorry to hear about carl. And what the heck is gypsys problem now?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you emailing guys teling them to stay away from me????slaphead

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Thu 08/27/09 11:42 PM
I got no clue. Hormonal imbalance? Lack of certain vitamins and minerals in a diet? Natural harmonic frequency? Act of god?

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Thu 08/27/09 11:43 PM

k......what ever I guess I'll go fukc myself
not chooooooooooo!!!1noway laugh noway

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