Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54 | |
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<--throws it in the room full of other useless objects like the K-tel fur lined oven mitts.
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<<----adds to the pile with her useless items |
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Ha ha ha ha! Good morning gypsy and purple. Dood what I dood! Sell em on ebay and craigslist! Sheeple will buy anything! I got 50 bucks for my turd shaped like michael jackson!
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Geeeeez strange cat in my house again!!! I figured he would eat the stupid food!!!
Now no one is eating and Im still going to try to kill that fly!!! |
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I got 35 bucks for my used pink plastic yard flamingos!
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I got 5 bucks for a candle!
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I couldnt find my perm rods anywhere!!! I even went to my dads and torn his house apart looking for them. Now I cant make extra $$$.
I have a strange feeling I left them in california... |
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I bet my ex sold all of my stuff on ebay......
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I think he may be a father now......I seen a baby on his facebook!!
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Could be his next girlfriend.....??
I think he may be a father now......I seen a baby on his facebook!! |
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Looked like a boy about 2......
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I bought everyone one of those battery powered fly zappers. Everyone loves em and uses them. Except crazy brian. He took his apart to see what makes it work and held on to the condensor and pushed the button and blew himself across the living room in a loud scream and blue sparks coming off his hair. One of the funniest things I ever seen. As he got up cursing I looked at him and said "I love the smell of burnt finger flesh- do it again"!!!
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I zapped my finger already.........unfortunately connecting bug zapper to fly is harder than it looks.
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I laughed my butt off. There's a grandma trying to sell herself on craigslist. Very funny ad. Grandma for sale.
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I think I will go to the beach today......its going to be really HOT!!!
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Ah, just work on your proficiency gypsy. Tennis swing- gently at fly. Bxzzz. Got em.
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its FREEEZING in here!!!!!!!
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Ok.......strange cat in my house...........now 3 cats fighting in my living room!!!
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Its raining in chicago all day. But I heard its real warm at my house.
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its FREEEZING in here!!!!!!! |
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