Biff, the wrangler,
went out one day.
Ridin' his ol paint
roundin up strays.

He brought home a calf
wearin' another's brand.
His woman went wild!
Why? He just couldn't understand.

He watched in a-MAZE-ment
as she hog tied that calf,
ignorin' it's cries
as she traced round the brand.

Then she bellowed in a voice
that hit like a 2 x 4.
"Biff, you're a wrangler,
not a rustler, I know this for shore!"

"I strongly urge
you to cowboy up again
and take this one back
to his home pen."

Now, ol Biff,
he was stubborn
with a strong helping of pride
on the side.

Disgruntled and mumbling,
he saddled up to ride.
"Big mouthed woman", he grumbled,
As he caught her eye.

He leaned down to her,
as he passed by, for a kiss
and heard her whisper softly,
"Thank you, Biff, you're better than this."

Yep,, I made home made Beef Stew, with some Cornbread!
Yeppppppppppppp of course lotsa butter,,,,
I'm thinkin,, we dine around 7ishhhhhhhh and chat
how about you bring some Tea,,,,


Nummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Numssssssssssssssss see ya soon

Sounds good and thanks for helping find the ending to this one, I could feel it, I just couldn't express it right earlier!

your poetry is so good, you must have been writing for everrrrr

Thank-you, Joseph. Actually, I started writing as a journal type thing to identify and change aspects of myself and keep track to find walls I kept banging into. Making up rhymes was always a great aid for me in learning or memorizing something, so it was a natural thing to use when I was raising my kids and changing rhythms (ABC song switched to a rap version) to peak their interest just naturally evolved. guess I have been kinda in one form or another, huh? Posting publicly is a new (2 years, here) experience for me.

ahh yea i nenver posted before, i was kinda scared too, but thats awesome ive been writing since i was 10 which im only 18 so not that long, i dont know how to make a story with my music, i just write what i feel, your poetry i feel like theres so much meaning, and reasoning in them, it tells a story, i really like that, and tahts funny abc to a rap version, is it posted? =p i started writing because i wanted to sing lol thats it, ^^

No, the Abc rap isn't posted. It wasn't terrifically changed from the normal version, but I bounced them on my knees while lying on the floor and then slid them down to my chest at the very end. I'm surprised they didn't think certain letters were truly said more than once; but they'd sing along and laugh and learn.

Now I know
Ma-ma-my
A B C's
next time
WON't you
sing with me
ba-da-da-boop-bop-boop-bop-ba-da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

With your songs, don't rule the process - it's in you just let it come out, using a tape recorder or computer and just start jammin - it'll fall in place and later you can decide, nahhh, don't like that, but oo, if I try it with this waaaaaLaaaaa!

haha i have millins of recordings of my songs and lyrics =p and i doo that boo dawp ba da ba dooo wow stuff for fun vocally hahaha and now i know ma ma ma abcs! sound sliek fun lol im still a little kid ^^

That lil' kid aspect helps immensely to balance life - more people would be sooo much happier if they didn't keep stompin it down 'cause they're "all grown up now".

your writing is soooo fascinating

Why thank you, Ladylid!

OK different, this is another one of those funny ones witha serious message woven through. I see you want to do the right thing in life, no matter if you get the message across with a voice like a '2x4'. Funny , but serious