Topic: blonde in the airport
josehon's photo
Thu 05/24/07 11:13 PM
On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to
economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,
and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
copilot to speak with the woman. The copilot went to talk with the
woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York, and I'm not moving."

The copilot returned to the ****pit and asked the captain what he should
do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this."

He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to
her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

incognito29's photo
Fri 05/25/07 11:49 AM
That's funny

lady_blues's photo
Fri 05/25/07 06:14 PM
laugh laugh

Alada's photo
Fri 05/25/07 06:32 PM
Poor thing!

Lakeman's photo
Fri 05/25/07 06:34 PM
Funny one...lol

Lakeman's photo
Fri 05/25/07 06:35 PM
Them darn blonde roots...hey Alada!!