Topic: Feathers and Fur
Differentkindofwench's photo
Mon 08/24/09 11:12 PM
This little ditty
Is tongue in cheek.
It’s not for the faint of heart
And not for the meek.

The kitty and rooster
Would tease and play.
Thrusting and parrying
Throughout the day. (Verbally, of course!)

When the sun set,
Under a glimmering moon -
This is a hard tale to tell
As you will see soon.

Yes, when the sun set
In the moon’s bright light,
Did they make love?
Or did they fight?

For the kitty and rooster
Raised a God awful din
And later, so much later
Found to their chagrin.

The walls of their home
Were not thick, but too thin.
The ruckus they made
Heard clearly without, NOT contained within.

Well the feathers flew
And so did the fur.
The kitty would hiss,
Spit, snarl, and then purr.

The rooster’s crowing;
Well, loud is just not the word.
The neighbors all gathered
Concerned by what they heard.

Then they heard a badger snarl
And the hiss of a snake.
They swore a monkey screamed!
“Call the cops, for goodness sake!”

The kitty and the rooster,
Now quiet and content.
Heard a loud knocking
At the home, where they rent.

The officer politely asked
If all was well?
The kitty said, mildly alarmed,
“We’re fine. What’s wrong, please, do tell?”

“Mam“, he said,
“Do you have permits?”
“For what“, she asked.
“Wild animals in city limits.”

Poor kitty, she blushed
From her head to her feet.
The rooster laughed hard
And fell from his seat.

The officer realized
From her blush and his crow,
Not to mention the fact,
He was Dine’ (Navajo).

Their sacred joining
Bred totemic release.
There was no need for the neighbors
To call the Police!

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 08/25/09 05:07 AM

This little ditty
Is tongue in cheek.
It’s not for the faint of heart
And not for the meek.

The kitty and rooster
Would tease and play.
Thrusting and parrying
Throughout the day. (Verbally, of course!)

When the sun set,
Under a glimmering moon -
This is a hard tale to tell
As you will see soon.

Yes, when the sun set
In the moon’s bright light,
Did they make love?
Or did they fight?

For the kitty and rooster
Raised a God awful din
And later, so much later
Found to their chagrin.

The walls of their home
Were not thick, but too thin.
The ruckus they made
Heard clearly without, NOT contained within.

Well the feathers flew
And so did the fur.
The kitty would hiss,
Spit, snarl, and then purr.

The rooster’s crowing;
Well, loud is just not the word.
The neighbors all gathered
Concerned by what they heard.

Then they heard a badger snarl
And the hiss of a snake.
They swore a monkey screamed!
“Call the cops, for goodness sake!”

The kitty and the rooster,
Now quiet and content.
Heard a loud knocking
At the home, where they rent.

The officer politely asked
If all was well?
The kitty said, mildly alarmed,
“We’re fine. What’s wrong, please, do tell?”

“Mam“, he said,
“Do you have permits?”
“For what“, she asked.
“Wild animals in city limits.”

Poor kitty, she blushed
From her head to her feet.
The rooster laughed hard
And fell from his seat.

The officer realized
From her blush and his crow,
Not to mention the fact,
He was Dine’ (Navajo).

Their sacred joining
Bred totemic release.
There was no need for the neighbors
To call the Police!

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Joseph420420's photo
Tue 08/25/09 05:12 AM
wow =o

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 08/25/09 07:31 AM
{{{DKW}}}
Love it! flowers :banana:

Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 08/25/09 09:32 AM
Mornin, y'all!

Mirror and T-bear, big ol' honkin hugs.

Joseph, thanks for the input, but my brain does not compute.

pkh's photo
Tue 08/25/09 09:57 AM
Good write,a brilliand mind you have

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 08/25/09 10:03 AM
ha, fantastic :smile:

Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 08/25/09 10:18 AM
Gooood morn-in pk and thank you so much!

Yup, ladylid you'll do nicely together when the time's right if its who I'm thinkin of smooched

AngelLight's photo
Tue 08/25/09 10:35 AM
Excellent DK.. Magic happens as does the mystical!

Thanks to the Holy People the officer was Navajo! smile2



Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 08/25/09 10:54 AM
Oh Angel, you are priceless laugh laugh laugh

AngelLight's photo
Tue 08/25/09 11:08 AM

Oh Angel, you are priceless laugh laugh laugh



Thanks DK. So are you! :thumbsup:

LAMom's photo
Tue 08/25/09 12:36 PM
Your Mind,, Is such a WOnderousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
thingggggggggggggggggggggg :heart:

Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 08/25/09 12:41 PM
smooched thanks, mommmmm!