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This little ditty
Is tongue in cheek. It’s not for the faint of heart And not for the meek. The kitty and rooster Would tease and play. Thrusting and parrying Throughout the day. (Verbally, of course!) When the sun set, Under a glimmering moon - This is a hard tale to tell As you will see soon. Yes, when the sun set In the moon’s bright light, Did they make love? Or did they fight? For the kitty and rooster Raised a God awful din And later, so much later Found to their chagrin. The walls of their home Were not thick, but too thin. The ruckus they made Heard clearly without, NOT contained within. Well the feathers flew And so did the fur. The kitty would hiss, Spit, snarl, and then purr. The rooster’s crowing; Well, loud is just not the word. The neighbors all gathered Concerned by what they heard. Then they heard a badger snarl And the hiss of a snake. They swore a monkey screamed! “Call the cops, for goodness sake!” The kitty and the rooster, Now quiet and content. Heard a loud knocking At the home, where they rent. The officer politely asked If all was well? The kitty said, mildly alarmed, “We’re fine. What’s wrong, please, do tell?” “Mam“, he said, “Do you have permits?” “For what“, she asked. “Wild animals in city limits.” Poor kitty, she blushed From her head to her feet. The rooster laughed hard And fell from his seat. The officer realized From her blush and his crow, Not to mention the fact, He was Dine’ (Navajo). Their sacred joining Bred totemic release. There was no need for the neighbors To call the Police! |
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This little ditty Is tongue in cheek. It’s not for the faint of heart And not for the meek. The kitty and rooster Would tease and play. Thrusting and parrying Throughout the day. (Verbally, of course!) When the sun set, Under a glimmering moon - This is a hard tale to tell As you will see soon. Yes, when the sun set In the moon’s bright light, Did they make love? Or did they fight? For the kitty and rooster Raised a God awful din And later, so much later Found to their chagrin. The walls of their home Were not thick, but too thin. The ruckus they made Heard clearly without, NOT contained within. Well the feathers flew And so did the fur. The kitty would hiss, Spit, snarl, and then purr. The rooster’s crowing; Well, loud is just not the word. The neighbors all gathered Concerned by what they heard. Then they heard a badger snarl And the hiss of a snake. They swore a monkey screamed! “Call the cops, for goodness sake!” The kitty and the rooster, Now quiet and content. Heard a loud knocking At the home, where they rent. The officer politely asked If all was well? The kitty said, mildly alarmed, “We’re fine. What’s wrong, please, do tell?” “Mam“, he said, “Do you have permits?” “For what“, she asked. “Wild animals in city limits.” Poor kitty, she blushed From her head to her feet. The rooster laughed hard And fell from his seat. The officer realized From her blush and his crow, Not to mention the fact, He was Dine’ (Navajo). Their sacred joining Bred totemic release. There was no need for the neighbors To call the Police! |
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wow =o
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{{{DKW}}}
Love it! |
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Mornin, y'all!
Mirror and T-bear, big ol' honkin hugs. Joseph, thanks for the input, but my brain does not compute. |
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Good write,a brilliand mind you have
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ha, fantastic
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Gooood morn-in pk and thank you so much!
Yup, ladylid you'll do nicely together when the time's right if its who I'm thinkin of |
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Excellent DK.. Magic happens as does the mystical!
Thanks to the Holy People the officer was Navajo! |
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Oh Angel, you are priceless
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Oh Angel, you are priceless Thanks DK. So are you! |
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Your Mind,, Is such a WOnderousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
thingggggggggggggggggggggg |
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thanks, mommmmm!
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