So, this is for the pet owners: Have you found that your dog/cat/fish/lizard/scorpion/wombat has been a good ice-breaker when meeting people? Who has gotten a date just cuz a stranger stooped down to pet lil "Muffy" or "Spot"?

Last time I saw a girl and tried to pet her lil' Muffy I ended up in handcuffs.





That was kind of fun.

People don't approach me when I'm walking Koda. DAMN DOG!

My dog likes to hump my dates, so he is NOT very helpful

Well my best dog ever! Gone now for years, never got me any dates but she did allow me to follow a man and his dog through the park for half an hour once. This guy had absolutely the greatest buns EVER!! I truly enjoyed that walk.

hahahaha

when I was MUCH younger I had a gorgeous Old English Sheepdog. Her name was Tia Maria. In the town I lived in, you could tke your dogs into the bars. I would take her in and say "Tia, go get me laid" and she would go up to the prettiest girl in the bar and sit right in front of her and say "woof"


she looked kinda like this

My dog scares people, he doesn't get me dates...but he does what I want him too.

I had an 11 foot python on me at a grocery store and it helped catch a shop lifter.

Pets never worked as an ice breaker for me and I for the most part hate little dogs. Don't get me wrong, I actually know small dogs I like because they are friendly but on average all I want to do is toss them to large meat eating reptiles or see how far I can kick one.

I will say this though, women sure wanted to talk to me when I was riding a friend's horse around.

Just like when I was test driving a friend's Porsche I fixed.

My male cats hate men.....

Great idea... I need to get a dog

You can borrow Splash, although he may bite your prospective dates.. He's kinda like you when men talk to me...

My little guy used to get lots of attention--the kids used to love him! I ADORE dogs and will stop just about anyone, but I've yet to get a date...

Dogs messed it up for me once... I met an old friend at Happy Hour, just out of the blue...he knew me when I was married. We started talking & since we both were single, we decided to see where it could go...

I told him to always call before he came over (I HATE freakin' drive-bys!) but he decided to stop by my grooming shop at lunch time. I was having a VERY bad day...bad dogs barking, biting, & of course, crapping all over the place! So, he walks in...& there I am, looking all crazy...no make-up, sweaty, freaky hair...& a nasty cocker had just sprayed liquid poo all over me...

To this day I wonder why he never called me back...?

damn it i just woke up and was ready to talk kinky,hot,mind blowing sex.

I just noticed your pic

is that Magenta?

{I'm happy, You're happy, the bannister's happy)

It's actually You're lucky...he's lucky...the bannister's...uh...nevermind!

Yep! That's me...many moons ago...good times!

hahaha you can tell its been years for me too. I forgot all the good lines

Men just love my dog. It is a great ice-breaker and I attract dog lovers like myself. I would never date anyone that did not like being with my pet. Ace hardware is great, he runs up to every man there and wants pets. The female cashier even noticed it haha.

Your Min-Pin is very cute, Daytime!

Thank-you. He is a great dog, lots of personality.