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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 08/25/09 12:44 AM
ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!! i'm prepared for the execution. would you like all of my cream filling to squeeze out the corners of your mouth sweetly?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:44 AM
ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!! joe louis chocolatey cakes??? I think they call them "King Dong's" Sounds like a porno I watched in the 80's

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 08/25/09 12:44 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:45 AM
Gypsy- Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX hMMMMMM how about a massage??? You said the magic word. Massage. Maybe your dinner can wait until after your massage. I'm not going to brag about being the worlds greatest man at oral sex or last for a week straight- BUT I CAN GIVE A MASSAGE. Let me look in my little basket of goodies for what type of oil would be perfect for this massage. yessssssssss <-------disrobes

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 08/25/09 12:45 AM
ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!! i'm prepared for the execution. would you like all of my cream filling to squeeze out the corners of your mouth sweetly?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:45 AM
ok ........ this ding dong is next to DIE !!!!! i'm prepared for the execution. would you like all of my cream filling to squeeze out the corners of your mouth sweetly? hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are soooooooooo bad!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 08/25/09 12:46 AM
no they are a chocolate cake with cream filling enrobed in a light yet delicious chocolate coating delightful really! Walmart???? where else ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:46 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you dont worry.......we dont want that creamy inside us. It makes us pregnant!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 08/25/09 12:46 AM
My twinkie is delicious! It is a delectable creme filled long john!! I have an endless supply. They are firm, supple and fresh!!

IntriguingVictory Joined Sun 08/23/09 Posts: 2206	Tue 08/25/09 12:46 AM
Gypsy- Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX hMMMMMM how about a massage??? You said the magic word. Massage. Maybe your dinner can wait until after your massage. I'm not going to brag about being the worlds greatest man at oral sex or last for a week straight- BUT I CAN GIVE A MASSAGE. Let me look in my little basket of goodies for what type of oil would be perfect for this massage. yessssssssss <-------disrobes Whoa. Where's the profile pic for that!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 08/25/09 12:47 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you dont worry.......we dont want that creamy inside us. It makes us pregnant!! You want it. really really really BAD GUYS know you want it!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:51 AM
Gypsy- Do you need some more wine? Anything else I can do while I am up? After a long day of work you need to RELAX hMMMMMM how about a massage??? You said the magic word. Massage. Maybe your dinner can wait until after your massage. I'm not going to brag about being the worlds greatest man at oral sex or last for a week straight- BUT I CAN GIVE A MASSAGE. Let me look in my little basket of goodies for what type of oil would be perfect for this massage. yessssssssss <-------disrobes Whoa. Where's the profile pic for that! <------under this towel

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:51 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you dont worry.......we dont want that creamy inside us. It makes us pregnant!! You want it. really really really BAD GUYS know you want it!! I dont want to be pregnant!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 08/25/09 12:52 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you dont worry.......we dont want that creamy inside us. It makes us pregnant!! You want it. really really really BAD GUYS know you want it!!

IntriguingVictory Joined Sun 08/23/09 Posts: 2206	Tue 08/25/09 12:53 AM
jesus God. Is that really you? Come on all ready. I mean- that hot? seriously? that's you. Okay. That towel needs a strong hand underneath it- while you lay on your stomach.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 08/25/09 12:55 AM
jesus God. Is that really you? Come on all ready. I mean- that hot? seriously? that's you. Okay. That towel needs a strong hand underneath it- while you lay on your stomach. YA its me....... and ya..........a good man would be nice to have there......

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 08/25/09 12:59 AM
sigh , fake chocolate it's a cheap fix but it's better then going to bed with nothing creamy inside you dont worry.......we dont want that creamy inside us. It makes us pregnant!! You want it. really really really BAD GUYS know you want it!! I dont want to be pregnant!!! It's all in the timing!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 08/25/09 01:02 AM
Holy crap this is funny.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 08/25/09 01:02 AM
welllllllllllllll the glass slipper is on the stairs........bah I know I know nobody is gonna grab it .......... <<<--- saunters down the hall singing " Cinderkelly Cinderkelly nice as day is Cinderkelly .... bla bla blaaa "

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 08/25/09 01:02 AM
Hi Victory! Peeks underneath the towel.... Look! It's my twinkie!!