-This is inspired by all those infomercials, you know the ones.-

'We couldn't say it,
if it wasn't true.'
I wouldn't believe it,
it's not really true!

OK...,
so I brought
into the ad,
right into the lie.
Straight away,
the first, eager payment
was made...

And, OK, all right,
mabe what I reall did
was buy into
something lecherous,
and all too insipid.

And now I
must, have to
Rush
rushing here,
rushing from "there",
another payment
something else so odious
to bear...

And you know
I couldn't say it,
if it wasn't really true
and you really,
really can't believe it
Cuz it's not
altogether what I
wanted to misuse.

ya fell into it buddy! Like me and this hair straightner that almost left me ****in bald!!!!!

I'm sorry that you got sucked in too, hope your hair grew back!

Heard that could happen with that straightner! I almost bought it myself, thank goodness I saw the news story just when I had made up my mind to plunk down the $29.99 for the miracle cure to super curly hair LOL

Oh and great write, I have to say I have been pulled in once or twice LOL

ya know...i have a program (infoclean) that eliminates these from your tv screen...just send me 19.99 plus shipping and in 6 to 8 weeks you will be immune to the high energy sales pitch and the impulse to but products you already know are not that good...trust me, my scam...oooops! my "program" works...you can trust me...






if you are not completely satisfied, return the program within 30 days to an already abandoned warehouse and just try to get your money back...lol

Thanks MzEm, love ya!

I'm sold!!