Now that I think about it, this could be a really fun opening.

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Dear......

I haven't yet received your email.... I'm guessing you were too intimidated by the charm and wit of my profile, or my dashingly good looks. So I am writing a response to the email you wanted to send but didn't.

Yes, I am amazing. Thank you for noticing. You really do make me blush. And I'm glad you got a good laugh from my profile. I can picture you smiling even now.

I'm sorry, however, that despite your desire to have my children, I have been surgically altered to prohibit it. Turns out the little buggers are expensive, what with their wanting to eat and go to college and all. They do say, however, that there is a very small chance that it could still happen. And I'm very willing to try... for you.

You're right.... I almost sound too good to be true. But rest assured I am very real, very good, and mostly true.

Thanks for the note

Me