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U will never believe this one. Today I was walking down my friendly neighborhood drive, and almost got run over by a black SUV driven by a person who might not be able to see old ladies..that look like Maxine in their black hat....dragging their sacks full of food and water. It is true I took up part of the road, but moved over. I got a leer from the driver. AND he was NO hunka burning love.
This black SUV pulled into a yard going the wrong direction, and the occupant of the house...comes storming out....said some greeting in gangster sign then commented on me, the old lady walking by. This is what he said, and I quote "ya, she is the nosey old biach that just walks around looking into people's backyards, cars and ****". So here's to you Jay. The neighbor down the street told me you are an alcoholic bachelor that loves to yell and scream. And furthermore, u drink way to much beer to suit my taste, an old nosey biach that walks around looking in people's backyards.    
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Ooo, you tell em, Duffy! Cheers to you.
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U will never believe this one. Today I was walking down my friendly neighborhood drive, and almost got run over by a black SUV driven by a person who might not be able to see old ladies..that look like Maxine in their black hat....dragging their sacks full of food and water. It is true I took up part of the road, but moved over. I got a leer from the driver. AND he was NO hunka burning love. This black SUV pulled into a yard going the wrong direction, and the occupant of the house...comes storming out....said some greeting in gangster sign then commented on me, the old lady walking by. This is what he said, and I quote "ya, she is the nosey old biach that just walks around looking into people's backyards, cars and ****". So here's to you Jay. The neighbor down the street told me you are an alcoholic bachelor that loves to yell and scream. And furthermore, u drink way to much beer to suit my taste, an old nosey biach that walks around looking in people's backyards. 
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U will never believe this one. Today I was walking down my friendly neighborhood drive, and almost got run over by a black SUV driven by a person who might not be able to see old ladies..that look like Maxine in their black hat....dragging their sacks full of food and water. It is true I took up part of the road, but moved over. I got a leer from the driver. AND he was NO hunka burning love. This black SUV pulled into a yard going the wrong direction, and the occupant of the house...comes storming out....said some greeting in gangster sign then commented on me, the old lady walking by. This is what he said, and I quote "ya, she is the nosey old biach that just walks around looking into people's backyards, cars and ****". So here's to you Jay. The neighbor down the street told me you are an alcoholic bachelor that loves to yell and scream. And furthermore, u drink way to much beer to suit my taste, an old nosey biach that walks around looking in people's backyards. 
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Can ya believe it.
They took out Jayz address saying it was against forum rules to post such information. Well I thought u all would like to have it and write the nice guy a letter telling him 2 buzz off for harassing an old lady that walks around looking in people's backyards, car    s and shitz like that.....There is some truth to this, u c I had my lawnmower, and JL Scott fertilizer spreader grow wings and fly away.
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jus pop a cap in his azz and be done wit it.
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could u please translate pop a cap in his asp and be done wit it?
this fine young upstanding bachelor yelling and screaming alcoholic who kinda sorta goes bezerk when he sees me, would surely object to being popped in the asp. and how am i to do it... with a stick or some other kind of arsenol like a M 80 which i could probably find locally. then, how would i accomplish this feat...run up and shove it up that dark place....logistics my man...just won't happen with an old lady that does not do hills... however, and then,    the question remains how could i accomplish such a feat without going to the bucket and spending a few years for assault just because it might cross my mind he has my JL Scott spreader which I have seen BTW....
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