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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 08/15/09 03:55 AM
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  Grandad is becoming a bit of a burden on his kids, so they decide it would be better for him to go into a retirement home, and as they weren't short of money, ensured that the home was an exclusive one. He pleads with them not to send him there, as there is no one he knows there and he'll miss his family. The eldest son says, "Dad. Why don't you just give it a try? If you REALLY don't like it, we'll bring you home. After all, it's the best money can get." Reluctantly, dad agrees. After his first evening in the home, he is woken up by the sound of a pretty young nurse entering his room. "Good morning" he says. She comes over to his bedside and notices a stirring underneath the sheets. She smiles to him. "Ohhh. I see you ARE awake." Grandad is a little embarrassed and apologises. "No need to apologise. We'll soon cure that!" And with that, she pulls the sheets down and gives the old guy the best blowjob he had ever had in his entire life. As soon as she had left the room, he's on the phone to his son. "It's wonderful here." He exclaims, And tells him about his getting the blowjob. A short time later, he's walking to the bathroom with his walking frame, when he stumbles, and falls forward. A male nurse rushes up to him, whips up his nightshirt, and proceeds to give him one. Back in his room, he calls his son once again. He relates to him what has happened, and shouts, "Get me out of here son. I want to come home!" His son says, "But dad, you were so happy earlier on after the nurse gave you the blowjob?" "Yeah, but I've weighed up the pro's and con's. I get a hard on once a week. I fall over 6 times a day!"  
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OMG that's awesome! lol
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Grandad is becoming a bit of a burden on his kids, so they decide it would be better for him to go into a retirement home, and as they weren't short of money, ensured that the home was an exclusive one. He pleads with them not to send him there, as there is no one he knows there and he'll miss his family. The eldest son says, "Dad. Why don't you just give it a try? If you REALLY don't like it, we'll bring you home. After all, it's the best money can get." Reluctantly, dad agrees. After his first evening in the home, he is woken up by the sound of a pretty young nurse entering his room. "Good morning" he says. She comes over to his bedside and notices a stirring underneath the sheets. She smiles to him. "Ohhh. I see you ARE awake." Grandad is a little embarrassed and apologises. "No need to apologise. We'll soon cure that!" And with that, she pulls the sheets down and gives the old guy the best blowjob he had ever had in his entire life. As soon as she had left the room, he's on the phone to his son. "It's wonderful here." He exclaims, And tells him about his getting the blowjob. A short time later, he's walking to the bathroom with his walking frame, when he stumbles, and falls forward. A male nurse rushes up to him, whips up his nightshirt, and proceeds to give him one. Back in his room, he calls his son once again. He relates to him what has happened, and shouts, "Get me out of here son. I want to come home!" His son says, "But dad, you were so happy earlier on after the nurse gave you the blowjob?" "Yeah, but I've weighed up the pro's and con's. I get a hard on once a week. I fall over 6 times a day!" 
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