Now I heard that no question is stupid. I would beg to disagree.

What are some of your favorite stupid questions people ask?


Mine is "what are you doing here?" on a website like this.






So?



Spill people!

"I have to go to a funeral today for Bill Smith".

"Did he Die?!!??!"

When U tell someone that someone passed away they say "Are U Kidding" like U would kid about something like that!!

Why isn't a nice girl like you married???

Did he?

Hush up you!

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a ********?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

How's the weather up there, Big guy? (I'm 6'4")

Same as down there, but not as many buttheads, Little guy.

does this dress make me look fat?


no the chips dipped in lard you eat for breakfast everyday is what makes you look fat

When someone told me: This death is killing me...like

"can i ask you a question?" you just did Alice

"how have you been?"


from a complete stranger.

"Does this smell funny to you?"

"Is that a sausage in your pocket,,,, or are you happy to see me????

That is so dumb.....It's not a sausage.....jeeeeez

Does it really 'SHRINK' when you swim?

Am I *hic* *burp* too drunk to *hic* drive?

Nope, just let me stay here until I see the flashing lights behind you.

"There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people asking questions"

-Terry Bradshaw

My little sister once called out neighbor, on his home phone mind you, and asked 'Dewayne are you home?"

Like he was out strolling around the town with his cordless or something...