The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,

Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates,
St. Peter told Arthur,
"Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about
it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with
God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room,

and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
"Okay, so you were the one who invented
the Harley
Davidson motorcycle!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's
me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution,
and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently
embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's
too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion!

2. It
chatters constantly at high speeds!

3. Most of the rear ends
are too soft and wobble too much!

4. The intake is placed way
too close to the exhaust!


5. And the maintenance
costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some
good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God
went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper
and
God read it...

"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours!!!!"

lol


Even God has a sense of humor! :)