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| Topic: Were are all the Texas People - part 3 | |
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ok got a joke for everyone...A hillbilly girl from Arkansas wrote to Dear Abby: Dear Abby, I am 13 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay?   Wrong but funny!! |
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Ok maybe I got it now
Think Golf This is called the Bill Clinton because he can't remember which hole he just stroked
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Well nicholas is out of the hospital, headed home with his mom. And im about to be on my way down to houston for the weekend, probably gonna get together with some alchohol while im there!
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ok got a joke for everyone...A hillbilly girl from Arkansas wrote to Dear Abby: Dear Abby, I am 13 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Curtis now I told ya to stay out of your sisters Diary............ 
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Oh that was good Kristi
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ok got a joke for everyone...A hillbilly girl from Arkansas wrote to Dear Abby: Dear Abby, I am 13 years old and still a virgin. Do you think my brothers are gay? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Curtis now I told ya to stay out of your sisters Diary............ sister nothing that was my cousin...lol |
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 Is nobody reading my joke? Or was it just not funny? 
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This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt.
"Are you alright? What are you doing?" the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir?" The redneck replies this time. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver." "Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says. "NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The ***** ran over me 10 minutes ago!" |
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Is nobody reading my joke? Or was it just not funny? I read it shshs
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You had a joke? Did I miss it?
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This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. "Are you alright? What are you doing?" the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir?" The redneck replies this time. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver." "Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says. "NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The ***** ran over me 10 minutes ago!" Now thats a joke!!
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You had a joke? Did I miss it?  Ok maybe it wasn't funny  That was funny Kristi |
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Guess I am gonna go so I can get ready for my looooong drive home...
Talk to you later Curtis  Dex, glad your son is ok Kristi, I will call you tomorrow |
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Later Tami got to get to the bank myself and get me some lunch as well
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Whiskey made me look like this---- Hey jey look who it is good to see you have not seen ya in a long time. How have you been doing? [/quote im doing good--just hangin' |
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Good Morning to all from Corpus Christi, kind of new to this and found this forum
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morning all you wonderful texas minglers!!!!
hope you all have a wonderful friday!! i am playing hooky from work today!!!! whooo hoooo!!! gonna be a wonderful 3 day weekend!! |
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Good Morning....
Teri, isn't it now a 4 day weekend? Hi ElFlaco....Welcome to the site. |
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Thank you and good morning
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Morning everyone.
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