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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 51 | |
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She will wet the bed if she goes too early.  Thats nothing, i am sh1tting the bed! 
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I AM NOT!
I do it out of choice |
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I AM NOT! I do it out of choice Should be a game show!!!
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Name that turd!
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The game show should be called...Dirty Protest or Bust.
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Watch as contestants guess bowl movements for GREAT PRIZES!!!
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And the spin off - Celebrity Squelch
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Pppppppfffffftttttt!!! Show him what he wins john!!!
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Pee and poop and the same time for a bonus prize
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Ppppppfffffttttt!!! A brand new car!
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That poop was under par, you get a question....What is the Capital of PPpppfffffffttttt?
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Cheesy poofs! Breakfast of champions! And canadians!
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The 2nd place particapants get cheesy poofs for their consolidation prizes for their cheesy poofs on "NAME THAT TURD"!
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Pppppppfffffffttttttt!!! WINNER!
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Is it friday already?
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Dude
 Have you fully recovered yet ?.... 
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dear diary, i burned my tongue on some hot cereal this morning
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Dear journal..... I burnt my "ego" just by being me
 morning Jas 
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