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OK! We love it!
So how about some tasteless self promotion for Mingle? How about a Mingle Jingle contest?? Mingle2 For the dating, chatting, or socializing if you demand the best, no compromising and now the best part it is free, For girls and boys like you and me! Free dating for a modern world! So how about your Mingle2 promotional jingles! |
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Dangle your dingle in the Mingle jungle
until they jingle jangle |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 10:37 AM
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fo tingle my Mingle,
for all who are single. to post or to roam. your mouth drooling with foam. relationship, or encounter. we love you our founder. without mingle wed be lonely. wed have no chance at our one, and only. If we have a fear, you can post it here. mingle your my boo. if i have noone else, I can always have you. If I want more than a screw. or hear a guy say "be seeing you" |
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If you're looking to find a catch
You don't need to go near water Come Mingling, try Mutual Match Hook up with someone's daughter. |
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Rejected by eharmony
For one reason or another "Try Mutual Match", says PATSFAN "And hook up with my Brother". |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 11:33 AM
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I looked high.
I looked low. I wanted a hookup. A man with some dough. I scanned the net. I need to pay my debt. I found mingle 2. Hmm.. catholic or Jew? I need a man, with a wide wallet who can. Just want a fan who will "understan" Some say Im a hooker. But not me, Im a real good looker. I can score a winner. But please for now, pay for my dinner. |
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It does not matter if you’re taken or single. Come join us and lets all mingle. Just jump into the forums and take a chance. At times some will leave you memorized as if in a trance. You will find threads about love that has gone bad. Or even those that at times will make you mad. But come on, and join us within the fun. You’ll be glad that you joined when the day is done…… |
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*cough* Ahem... *to the tune of the last verse of "Tainted Love"*
Mingle Loooooove...whoa, whoa Mingle Love... Don't Match with me please I cannot stand the way you teeeeeeease... I love you & you de-act-i-vate Now I've got to mas-tur-baaaate... Touch me, Baby...Mingle Love Touch me, Baby...Mingle Love Mingle Love...bump, bump MINGLE LOVE! 
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I looked high. I looked low. I wanted a hookup. A man with some dough. I scanned the net. I need to pay my debt. I found mingle 2. Hmm.. catholic or Jew? I need a man, with a wide wallet who can. Just want a man who will "understan" Some say Im a hooker. But not me, Im a real good looker. I can score a winner. But please for now, pay for my dinner. 
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Edited by
robert1652
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Sat 08/08/09 11:05 AM
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A jingle or two for Mingle2
24/7 seek advice answer is 42 Free to join and use your hatch The Mods out there are to catch Rated PG 13 watch what you say Emails to follow to make your day 
Just flows naturally As for Mutual Match well that is another story and a half |
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*cough* Ahem... *to the tune of the last verse of "Tainted Love"* Mingle Loooooove...whoa, whoa Mingle Love... Don't Match with me please I cannot stand the way you teeeeeeease... I love you & you de-act-i-vate Now I've got to mas-tur-baaaate... Touch me, Baby...Mingle Love Touch me, Baby...Mingle Love Mingle Love...bump, bump MINGLE LOVE!
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Come to mingle, to make some friends,
come to mingle, To find a single. Straight, gay, or just for play. This site has something for you, everyday. Search for what feels your hunger, They can be your age, older, or younger. Mingle makes you feel at ease, All the people there are eager to please. Come-on in and bring a friend. You will find fun and friends to no end. Every flavor, color, sex, and race. Please come to this happy place. |
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You showed me your goods.
I showed you mine. Its been two days. now for the end of time. we talk every half an hour from moms basement, after a shower. the pictures on my phone. strait from the bathroom, in private from you soon-to be- ex girlfriends home. I am moving in with you. As soon its afforded those brand new work shoes. my nine kids not a bother. the government will father. its with you I will run away. in my heart you will forever stay. |
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Cant find one in a bar?
All the men are too far? your ex likes to hit the moonshine, strait from the jar? if he only bent you over. mingle, your four leaf clover. we have someone who is up to par. |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 12:38 PM
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I have a few zits.
im still growing ****. your website has gotten me lots of hits. the older people groan. why cant you just talk on the phone? but no boy can get past my fits. im talking to a guy. oh my god hes 35! He likes that i have no kids. To him I do confide. hes always on MY side. cos he likes the way I ride. o mingle will he ever dis? |
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My life partner a must!
If only I had a bigger bust! gotta get it under production. I need some construction. The man in my life is full of lust. |
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Ooh pick me.
bend me over your knee. i like to be punished, so dominantly. handcuff me to the bed. the code-word is Mingle, Fred. Im glad i wasnt so leary. was so happy to answer your query. when its all over. to our offices, in our lexus, and range rover. in a suit, and skirt disguise. |
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Mingle Belles
Mingle Belles Mingle everday Oh what fun it'd be to find my Mingle Belle today !! |
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hee!
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I just got divorced!
Oh I felt so forced! his ***** drove away in my brand new porche. my hair is a mess! my nails in distress! I really need a place to wear a brand new dress. Oh Cris Cringle, Bring ME someone on Mingle. I so need to feel a loving caress. |
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