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drink a liter of pepsi  omg seriously!! I don't drink it all at once! It takes about 30 mins 
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I will....Masturbate NOW thanks to MODELA's COMMENT! Hey, nothing wrong doing it...That's one of my priority in life I make sure I take care one of them every day....  Do you have any idea the stress you just caused... MY goodness, ok ummmm, I gotta go guys,,,really sleepy and ummmm gotta a long day in my pants,, I mean tomorrow....  |
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Lay in bed for an hour. and????....... Masturbate right? When masturbation's lost it's fun you're fcking crazy. (courtesy of Greenday) |
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You will wake up tomorrow (correction, today in the morning) and ________________ (fill in the line) Roll over smoke a cigarette and go right back to bed. OH YEAAAAAAH |
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Lay in bed for an hour. and????....... Masturbate right? When masturbation's lost it's fun you're fcking crazy. (courtesy of Greenday) Yeah, but it's cheap! 
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You will wake up tomorrow (correction, today in the morning) and ________________ (fill in the line) Roll over smoke a cigarette and go right back to bed. OH YEAAAAAAH See what I did to Pancho? You go man!
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meaning  Hafta prove it 2 u sweet! lets get to it! 
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meaning Hafta prove it 2 u sweet! lets get to it! Brb... gotta check you out 1st make sure you are not juvenile... I dont want to go to jail
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meaning Hafta prove it 2 u sweet! lets get to it! Brb... gotta check you out 1st make sure you are not juvenile... I dont want to go to jail Check me while your at it, Im ready for round two... |
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Naw Modela i couldn't do that to ya, but I definatly have one heck of an imagination...
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* sits back and wonders just how long it will take before this thread is moved to Sex and Intimacy *
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* sits back and wonders just how long it will take before this thread is moved to Sex and Intimacy * Not long....But she is a sweetie and I feel bad, so I'm gonna stop.. |
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I am going to get up very stiff and sore because I got hit by a car crossing the street. Then I am going to think long and hard about why I am still here and what I need to do. Then I may just have to think that that man was drunk and hit me in the crosswalk and I hope I was the message for him to never drink and drive again. Road rash aside....I think I will just be happy for no reason.
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*taps foot* waiting.....
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I am going to get up very stiff and sore because I got hit by a car crossing the street. Then I am going to think long and hard about why I am still here and what I need to do. Then I may just have to think that that man was drunk and hit me in the crosswalk and I hope I was the message for him to never drink and drive again. Road rash aside....I think I will just be happy for no reason. OHHH NOOO, I am sorry... Did you you beat him down and shove the beer bottle in his mouth and knee him in the chin, breaking the bottle and sending shards of glass dowwn his throat and into his cheeks? Thats what he deserves..Glad your ok, that could have been bad... |
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I am going to get up very stiff and sore because I got hit by a car crossing the street. Then I am going to think long and hard about why I am still here and what I need to do. Then I may just have to think that that man was drunk and hit me in the crosswalk and I hope I was the message for him to never drink and drive again. Road rash aside....I think I will just be happy for no reason. OHHH NOOO, I am sorry... Did you you beat him down and shove the beer bottle in his mouth and knee him in the chin, breaking the bottle and sending shards of glass dowwn his throat and into his cheeks? Thats what he deserves..Glad your ok, that could have been bad... it would be quicker just to Curb Check him 
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Naw Modela i couldn't do that to ya, but I definatly have one heck of an imagination... Done and you pass... I still have to meet you halfway in your imagination tomorrow...
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Be hungover... unless I wake up a in the afternoon. Funny thing, I havn't drank this much since I was 17 and I'm shocked I didn't end up waking up in a cornfield like back then. I actually made it home and I didn't even stop by the public pool to throw several grass carp in it. Wait... this town doesn't even have cornfields or a public outdoor pool. WTF! Where am I?
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You will wake up tomorrow (correction, today in the morning) and ________________ (fill in the line) and... masturbate! 
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I am going to get up very stiff and sore because I got hit by a car crossing the street. Then I am going to think long and hard about why I am still here and what I need to do. Then I may just have to think that that man was drunk and hit me in the crosswalk and I hope I was the message for him to never drink and drive again. Road rash aside....I think I will just be happy for no reason. Holy crap!!! Are you alright??? |
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