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Topic: Atheist Carlin
massagetrade Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 8505	Thu 08/06/09 04:43 PM
"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." - George Carlin, Brain Droppings

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 08/06/09 08:15 PM
Then he worships the one and only true Gud. (And His Sun.)

vanierstein Joined Mon 04/06/09 Posts: 1	Fri 09/11/09 07:07 PM
W hat does an agnostic insomniac dyslexic do at night?Lies awake wondering if there really is a DOG.

nozgrd74 Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 5	Sun 09/27/09 01:47 AM
"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." - George Carlin, Brain Droppings lol great quote!

nozgrd74 Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 5	Sun 09/27/09 01:47 AM
W hat does an agnostic insomniac dyslexic do at night?Lies awake wondering if there really is a DOG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NaciremaDream Joined Tue 10/06/09 Posts: 57	Tue 10/06/09 01:57 AM
"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." - George Carlin, Brain Droppings Mr. Carlin said he worships Joe Pesci also. "It's amazing what can be accomplish with a baseball bat" Lmfao. I love that guy. I'm 28 and feel really bad that I got into him at the end of his years/career. A Cassic and Timeless Performer.

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