Topic: free to good home. Me!!!
lonetar25's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:46 PM



if you pay your own shipping

i will take you in

you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting)

in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month

and you will be payed 1 potato a day

interested?


OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! :thumbsup:


This SRM sounds interesting...err...in a study kind of way, not that I have any use for all that...I already know how to sharpen my axe and the 556 ways to kill someone with a pencil eraser...erhm, well...see, really, damn...I read it in a magazine, yes, that's it...read it in a magazine...


i thought you were a teacher

theres a massive picture of you at the meetings i go to

mrjimmy1972's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:47 PM
has anyone else noticed that the subject has suddenly changed in here???

galendgirl's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:47 PM
There has to be a catch...nothing is really 'free' is it?
flowerforyou

fullmoonfairy's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:48 PM











That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway. flowerforyou


what if i make a trench coat outa my neibours skin, and sow on some feet


Oooooh...you're SO crafty!!! Be sure to use fishing line for sewing and super glue to make the seams stronger. Trust me, you do NOT want to skimp on the super glue. Without it...one wash and "poof"...all that work for nothing.

no photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:49 PM

Well yeah...screaming is annoying. But I don't like the silent ejaculators...you know the ones that all of a sudden pull out and you're like "Huh?". Moaning is definitely a must.


you got that right...heck i'd take a scream over nothing..lol

lonetar25's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:49 PM

has anyone else noticed that the subject has suddenly changed in here???


yeah, i hate it when people hijack a thread

i meen, who do they think they are

mrjimmy1972's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:49 PM

There has to be a catch...nothing is really 'free' is it?
flowerforyou
honestly there is no catch. im not after anyone's money and im not a mass murderer or anything like that.

Christinacospgs's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:49 PM

has anyone else noticed that the subject has suddenly changed in here???


laugh laugh uh huh! I think it's lonetar's fault. Most stuff is his fault.

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:49 PM
Sorry
I'm taken ! :heart:

lonetar25's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:50 PM


There has to be a catch...nothing is really 'free' is it?
flowerforyou
honestly there is no catch. im not after anyone's money and im not a mass murderer or anything like that.


what are you doing in the mass murderers thread then? bigsmile

lonetar25's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:53 PM


has anyone else noticed that the subject has suddenly changed in here???


laugh laugh uh huh! I think it's lonetar's fault. Most stuff is his fault.


how tall are you? devil

would you say your fairly waterproof? devil

no photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:53 PM
lmao lonetar

Christinacospgs's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:54 PM



has anyone else noticed that the subject has suddenly changed in here???


laugh laugh uh huh! I think it's lonetar's fault. Most stuff is his fault.


how tall are you? devil

would you say your fairly waterproof? devil


And there he goes, bringing it on...mad fiesty, I like it

fullmoonfairy's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:54 PM
rofl rofl rofl

mrjimmy1972's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:54 PM



There has to be a catch...nothing is really 'free' is it?
flowerforyou
honestly there is no catch. im not after anyone's money and im not a mass murderer or anything like that.


what are you doing in the mass murderers thread then? bigsmile
maybe im attracred to mass murderers. female one's that is.

Christinacospgs's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:56 PM
Maybe we should introduce mrjimmy to redhead, then...pitchfork

RKISIT's photo
Sun 08/02/09 03:58 PM

Maybe we should introduce mrjimmy to redhead, then...pitchfork
no cause then there will be a "does age matter" and a "nice guy"thread in the future...:)

Christinacospgs's photo
Sun 08/02/09 04:00 PM


Maybe we should introduce mrjimmy to redhead, then...pitchfork
no cause then there will be a "does age matter" and a "nice guy"thread in the future...:)



lol, or there could just be another maneater thread like the one we did last night. He may be attracted to torture. bigsmile

RKISIT's photo
Sun 08/02/09 04:00 PM



Maybe we should introduce mrjimmy to redhead, then...pitchfork
no cause then there will be a "does age matter" and a "nice guy"thread in the future...:)



lol, or there could just be another maneater thread like the one we did last night. He may be attracted to torture. bigsmile
i know i am

Christinacospgs's photo
Sun 08/02/09 04:02 PM




Maybe we should introduce mrjimmy to redhead, then...pitchfork
no cause then there will be a "does age matter" and a "nice guy"thread in the future...:)



lol, or there could just be another maneater thread like the one we did last night. He may be attracted to torture. bigsmile
i know i am


we shoulda hauled you in last night! muahaha