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jimmy, you must really hate it there!
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House trained, huh? Yeah, that's a bonus...but can you take out the garbage, fix a leaky toilet, make breakfast without burning the toast? That's too bad...I like men that moan...mmmmmm yeah. 
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! 
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jimmy, you must really hate it there! |
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! 
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! its show and tell week this week i cant decide wether to take a hand on a spike or a foot... on a spike what do you think? |
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House trained, huh? Yeah, that's a bonus...but can you take out the garbage, fix a leaky toilet, make breakfast without burning the toast? That's too bad...I like men that moan...mmmmmm yeah. Nothing wrong with that..... 
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House trained, huh? Yeah, that's a bonus...but can you take out the garbage, fix a leaky toilet, make breakfast without burning the toast? That's too bad...I like men that moan...mmmmmm yeah. Nothing wrong with that..... I prefer some moaning, no screaming though. |
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! its show and tell week this week i cant decide wether to take a hand on a spike or a foot... on a spike what do you think? That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway. 
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Yeah, does sort of get to the ears after awhile...
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moany moany
so good moany moany alright moany moany |
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ladylid, girlys always scream when they see me
next time im gonna use the front door, see if that helps |
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moany moany so good moany moany alright moany moany wow, thats hot 
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lonetar, you make me laugh soooo much...
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mrjimmy is very cute and would probably get along with my dog well, but he's too far away! I don't think I could afford shipping. Plus he might eat a bit more than my dog too... might work....  hate being in Scotland...isn't that kinda like I hate being in Hawaii I have always wanted to go there... |
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Well yeah...screaming is annoying. But I don't like the silent ejaculators...you know the ones that all of a sudden pull out and you're like "Huh?". Moaning is definitely a must.
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if you pay your own shipping i will take you in you will have to clean my house, take out the rubbish, cook, work for me as a building site labourer, and drive me to my SRM night once a week (Sycopath Rehabilitation Meeting) in return i will give you 1 day "free time" on every 32 day month and you will be payed 1 potato a day interested? OMG...I go to SRM's as well! Only I go twice a week...they got great brownies there! And we can sign up for classes, too. Last month I took "Axe Sharpening 101" and "556 Ways to Kill a Man with a Pencil Eraser". Awesome! This SRM sounds interesting...err...in a study kind of way, not that I have any use for all that...I already know how to sharpen my axe and the 556 ways to kill someone with a pencil eraser...erhm, well...see, really, damn...I read it in a magazine, yes, that's it...read it in a magazine... |
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Edited by
lonetar25
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Sun 08/02/09 03:44 PM
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That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway. what if i make a trench coat outa my neibours skin, and sow on some feet |
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That's a difficult call...how would you feel about wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath? Then again, the flasher routine is getting kinda old. I'd go for the foot. Hands don't stick too well to spikes. Not for long anyway. what if i make a trench coat outa my neibours skin, and sow on some feet sorta like the Silence of the Lambs thing... |
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moany moany so good moany moany alright moany moany wow, thats hot |
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