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If someone creates a similar name to yours, don't go ballistic. Check with someone you know to see if they are just pulling your leg.  i'm waiting for someone to create something like rockmyfartysocks or something :p we've already decided rockmyboobysocks was just plain vulgar. LOL Not as vulgar as back when I went by the name of "citrobella"...some genius named "clitrobella" popped up on day. I'm not making this up. |
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Be sure to say "Be seeing you" after each post. Either that or post a picture of a tractor as your main profile pic and type in CAPITAL LETTERS followed by at least 20 emoticons. The ladies here dig that. DAMNIT! I BEEN DOING IT WRONG! BE SEEING YOU! (I have never used an emoticon and ain't about to start now....the only tractor pics I got have chicks in bikinis on them...) |
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If someone creates a similar name to yours, don't go ballistic. Check with someone you know to see if they are just pulling your leg.  be seeing you
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Be sure to say "Be seeing you" after each post. Either that or post a picture of a tractor as your main profile pic and type in CAPITAL LETTERS followed by at least 20 emoticons. The ladies here dig that. DAMNIT! I BEEN DOING IT WRONG! BE SEEING YOU! (I have never used an emoticon and ain't about to start now....the only tractor pics I got have chicks in bikinis on them...) Just cut and paste the picture of a cow or sheep over the chick in the bikini. You'll be fine. 
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If someone creates a similar name to yours, don't go ballistic. Check with someone you know to see if they are just pulling your leg. i'm waiting for someone to create something like rockmyfartysocks or something :p we've already decided rockmyboobysocks was just plain vulgar. LOL Not as vulgar as back when I went by the name of "citrobella"...some genius named "clitrobella" popped up on day. I'm not making this up. HAH!  sorry. thats just hilarious. |
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dont get drunk and email your bank details to all the prety girlys
with the tag line "book your plane ticket to funky town" |
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dont get drunk and email your bank details to all the prety girlys with the tag line "book your plane ticket to funky town" !!!!!!
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sun 08/02/09 05:06 PM
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If you are male and creating a profile for yourself, be sure to include a picture that shows you shirtless, pointing a cellphone at a bathroom mirror. I thought the whole idea was that the pics should make women WANT to look at a profile a little more closely?? If I had that kind of picture up, I would wind up getting sued for making a chick go blind....lmao I said SHIRTless, not PANTless!  Ummmm....like I said....lol Although....pantsless would probably make them more likely to die laughing than to go blind...lmao So then it would be her family suing me for " wrongful death ". LMAO |
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Be sure to say "Be seeing you" after each post. Either that or post a picture of a tractor as your main profile pic and type in CAPITAL LETTERS followed by at least 20 emoticons. The ladies here dig that.
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if you have a pic of you with your ex, always use it over one on your own
if you dont have a pic of your ex, use a dog |
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If a girls far away and you want her to come see you... do not offer a round trip bus ticket.
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Edited by
fullmoonfairy
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if you have a pic of you with your ex, always use it over one on your own if you dont have a pic of your ex, use a dog Make sure you blank out the face of your ex. She might not want her face plastered all over cyberspace. If you're unable to blank out her face and someone asks you who the gorgeous blonde is, just say "My sister". |
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do.
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If a girls far away and you want her to come see you... do not offer a round trip bus ticket. Oh come ON!!! That's TOTALLY romantic....lmao |
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do. Now, Dan. You KNOW we all care about you. Now bugger off. |
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do. Now, Dan. You KNOW we all care about you. Now bugger off. We do? I mean, we do. Yeah. 
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do. Now, Dan. You KNOW we all care about you. Now bugger off. Just dont care about me too much ok?! Be quiet Christina, nobody asked you! lol |
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do. Now, Dan. You KNOW we all care about you. Now bugger off. Just dont care about me too much ok?! We can do that....lol |
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Never care about 'friends' you barely know too much because they certainly do not care about you, even if they say they do. yeah. and never be nice to anyone either always follow a compliment with 3 insults |
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