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There was a man who needed a birthday present for his wife. He walked into a pawn shop and asked the man what he had that was unusual and unique
The shop owner pointed to a shelf over the counter. Sitting on the shelf was a big brass rat. The shop owner said "the rat is only $100. But the story to go with it is $1000" The man said "I'll take the rat. But I dont need the story" As he walked out of the pawn shop he noticed lots of little rats peeking out of the alley at him. As he walked down the street carrying the brass rat, more and more rats began streaming out of the alleys toward him. In a panic he started to run. Looking back he saw thousands and thousands of rats chasing him so he threw the brass rat into the river and all the rats followed and jumped into the river and drowned So he went back to the pawn shop. As he walked in the door the owner said "Ahhh, you're ready for the story now" And the man said "No, I was just wondering if you had any brass lawyers" |
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Why is it that all lawyers I've meet on here are never married? Are they busy making money or are they lying and saying they are not. Or is this a lawyer thing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA She asked if a lawyer is lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Why is it that all lawyers I've meet on here are never married? Are they busy making money or are they lying and saying they are not. Or is this a lawyer thing? I would think it doesn't matter what you do, being single is just that. Every walk of life is single from the poorest to the richest. |
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Why is it that all lawyers I've meet on here are never married? Are they busy making money or are they lying and saying they are not. Or is this a lawyer thing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA She asked if a lawyer is lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lawyers lying? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Edited by
sillyatheart3
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Tue 08/04/09 01:19 PM
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Hello! They are in the business to DIVORCE PEOPLE!...
The contract for a lawyer to be married is thicker then any bible, it is concrete 10feet under, and on top of that if you break the contract your soul is ripped from your heart and tried in front of thousands of viewers on tv all over the world. unless you settle and well, Sorry ::: Remember that piece of paper you signed while you were having a bath it was to make sure you never can take a dime of his money and you can never leave..... leave.... O for the kids, they still go to the best of best colleges... LOL Hay! if you find the lawyers who divorced my mother.. 7 times, I want his head on a gold platter... for a sovereign! |
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Hello! They are in the business to DIVORCE PEOPLE!... Only SOME are |
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