Trying to come up with a way to teach a 3 year old that spitting is NOT nice, funny, or acceptable.


Spit-ting is rude
So please don’t do’it.

Ex-cept when
You brush your teeth,
It‘s called a
Nasty habit.

Spit-ting is rude
You’ll pay the price.

Many won’t play
With people who spit
‘Cause
It’s Not Nice.

It is a good way to teach

I thought you were going to sing us the Barney song

ewwww, I did my best to step away from that rhythm, lol

I love you....you love me... lets get together and KILL barney!

with a knick-knack patty wack
leave the beast alone
violence only breeds pain
and broken bones.

Children should never exhibit their spit
whether talking to grandma or playing "Who's it?"

When they go to the dentist they spit in a pit
If they spit at a judge she'll never acquit

There's dragons of danger in the germs they transmit
their slobbering globs are unclean and unfit

So tell them to cease and to humbly quit
for spewing saliva is never legit

I don't see any purple dinosaurs around here...

{{{DKW}}}





Buy um a spit toon (sp?) after collectin' it awhile,
I think it will make um stop...

Joking ya all!

Says who?


My dear love, please sit up
Take a deep breath, then caugh and spit up.

Your love arches your back
That ecstasy that keeps coming back
The sweaty brows, the toes' grip
And that smelly, chewy wad of spit.

In the wind your golden locks sway
Like cherry tree arms in the winds of May
Your lips of cherry sweetly part, they split
To reveal the glint of your imminent spit.

We make love in the morning, before work
I sip the coffee, tie my shoes, put down my fork
You slip into your golden, silken slip
And expectorate that last, that final spit.

That was cute!

In case your comment was directed at my post, thanks!

If that was not the case, then still, have a nice day, enjoy your Saturday! (Is today Sunday or Saturday? Sometimes it would be a great help to know exactly.)

Says the person you took the quote from duh-huh!

Hey DK, can I borrow this little ditty and hand it out to grown ups who spit in public?

Every time I see that kinda thing I'm thinkin' "Hellooooo! What IS that about anyway? Do you spit on your floor at home like that?" And, it's just soooo attractive! LMAO...

You always make me smile

I agree with angel... just not an attractive thing to do.

LOL that is funny LOL

My son would've loved this one. Ooo, words he could look up, speak intelligently, and then turn it into a rap --- Spew to da dentist and his sink
Spit dem Words
yeah, say what ya think.

My Momma, she taught me
the a'b'c's
taught 'em with rhythm
to say em
don't spray'em
turn 'em into words
not empty minded blurbs..............