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Topic: Jobs for DAN
Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 07/31/09 02:22 PM
fresh flowers must be picked and given to Lisa each day.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 02:22 PM
Anyhoo, back to jobs for Dan....i think he should be the toilet unblocker... seein as its usually him that blocks them! LIAR! I cant believe you would blame that one on me!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 07/31/09 02:22 PM
Anyhoo, back to jobs for Dan....i think he should be the toilet unblocker... seein as its usually him that blocks them! Lisa, I kept TELLING you he was fulla sh!**

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 02:23 PM


Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Fri 07/31/09 02:24 PM
Anyhoo, back to jobs for Dan....i think he should be the toilet unblocker... seein as its usually him that blocks them! LIAR! I cant believe you would blame that one on me! Actually, theres another lady on here who could verify wat i have said lol! Lisa, I kept TELLING you he was fulla sh**! Yeh, but i thought u meant the verbal kind!!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 07/31/09 02:24 PM
That, too!

sillyatheart3 Joined Fri 06/26/09 Posts: 352	Fri 07/31/09 02:26 PM Edited by sillyatheart3 on Fri 07/31/09 02:27 PM
Okay I figured Lisa deserves a fair shake too. What jobs should DAN be doing? A foot massages! But I will let you have the first hour and a half i will take the next... and I know a few more on here that need there feeties done..........

Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Fri 07/31/09 02:28 PM
Okay I figured Lisa deserves a fair shake too. What jobs should DAN be doing? A foot massages! But I will let you have the first hour and a half i will take the next... and I know a few more on here that need there feeties done.......... I LOVE foot massages!!! Unfortunately Dan thinks my feet smell like cheese so he doesnt do it very often!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 02:28 PM
Of course these are all just jokes, please post serious comments on this thread.... http://mingle2.com/topic/show/237557?page=2

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 02:29 PM
Okay I figured Lisa deserves a fair shake too. What jobs should DAN be doing? A foot massages! But I will let you have the first hour and a half i will take the next... and I know a few more on here that need there feeties done.......... I LOVE foot massages!!! Unfortunately Dan thinks my feet smell like cheese so he doesnt do it very often!! They DO smell like cheese! And taste

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 02:30 PM
He could attempt to do some erotic dance moves but given I've seen the video I would suggest against this one.

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Fri 07/31/09 02:31 PM
He should empty the garbage bin.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 07/31/09 02:33 PM
He could attempt to do some erotic dance moves but given I've seen the video I would suggest against this one. Dan dancing:

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Fri 07/31/09 02:40 PM
I've seen the video!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 02:41 PM


Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Fri 07/31/09 02:43 PM
Dan doesnt do erotic........more of a moronic!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 02:46 PM Edited by auburngirl on Fri 07/31/09 02:52 PM
Is this thread considered bashing or sarcastic? If so Dan I apologize. I certainly meant it to be much more smartarseness.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 07/31/09 03:04 PM
Dan doesnt do erotic........more of a moronic! I dance badly on purpose just to embarass you.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 03:08 PM
It works really well.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Fri 07/31/09 04:28 PM
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