2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
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> one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
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> Question 2:
> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
> your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
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> Candidate A.
> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
> with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
> chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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> Candidate B.
> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
> noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
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> Candidate C
> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
> doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
> cheated on his wife.
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> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
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> Beethoven.
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> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
> before judging someone.
> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
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> Never be afraid to try something new.
> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> Professionals...built the Titanic
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> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
> that has a little more than 500 employees and has
> the following statistics:
> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
> least 2 businesses
> * 3 have done time for assault
> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
> last year...
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> Can you guess which organization this is?
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> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
> The same group
> that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
> designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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> You gotta pass this on....

Interesting indeed
We must watch our judgments, that is for sure.

Then I can become the President of the United States! I have it made!

LOL........

Secret... I picked Candidate C
> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
> doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
> cheated on his wife.

Oops.... I just put the state in a war zone..... sorry....

can i be your intern?

And we voted for each and every one of them.