----------------- Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and
an Irish funeral?
A: One less drunk!

----------------- Q: Why are there so many Italian men in New York named
Tony?
A: When they came over to this country, they had "To NY" stamped on
their foreheads.

----------------- A Russian, a Saudi, a North Korean and an American are
walking down the street. A pollster stops them and asks, "Excuse me,
what is your opinion of the meat shortage?" The Saudi replies, "Excuse
me, what's a 'shortage'?" The Russian replies, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean replies, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?" Finally, the
American replies, "What's 'Excuse me?'"

----------------- Q: What do New Zealanders call a sheep in their back
yard?
A: A ride on lawn-mower.

----------------- Why the British are superior to Americans:
1. They speak English.
2. When they host a world championship, they invite other countries.
3. Visitors to the head of state are only expected to go down on one
knee.

----------------- One day, a Newfoundlander was rowing his boat back
home after catching some fish singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
Meanwhile, some aliens decided to test his intelligence.

They took out 1/4 of his brain and still he sang, "Row, Row, Row Your
Boat". They took out another 1/4 of his brain, and still he sang "Row,
Row, Row Your Boat".

They finally took all of his brains out. The Newfoundlander shook a bit,
then started singing "Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques..."

----------------- HEAVEN Vs. HELL------- Heaven: An American salary. A
British home. Chinese food. A Japanese wife. Hell: A Chinese salary. A
Japanese home. British food. An American wife.

----------------- A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA
stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the
bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped down his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry native
Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll
whip your ass...

and again,,lol

that is so funny

your jokes are great im practically falling off my chair as I read
them...keep them coming

Thanks! I needed some laughs tonight.

that funny!

I enjoyed these jokes a lot! LOL!