Topic: you only have 3 eggs
s1owhand's photo
Wed 07/29/09 12:59 PM
In the morning, you awaken before your spouse. you both love eggs for breakfast. you look in the fridge and find only three eggs.

what do you do? what stage are you in your relationship?

laugh

http://www.projecthappilyeverafter.com/2009/04/9-stages-of-an-unhappy-marriage/

tanyaann's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:06 PM
I liked the end where she said 'I don't love you that much' :laughing:

s1owhand's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:07 PM
laugh

that's why i left the ham out of the question...

laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:08 PM

In the morning, you awaken before your spouse. you both love eggs for breakfast. you look in the fridge and find only three eggs.

what do you do? what stage are you in your relationship?

laugh

http://www.projecthappilyeverafter.com/2009/04/9-stages-of-an-unhappy-marriage/
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

s1owhand's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:13 PM
btw - i've been through various stages. at the moment i'm kind of somewhere around stage 7 and 8. late stage marriage. laugh

the last time i made quiche. it used up the eggs and some leftover cheese and veggies. she liked it so much i made another one. yes, i made the crust from scratch.

that is as close to stage 9 as i ever got.

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AdventureBegins's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:19 PM

In the morning, you awaken before your spouse. you both love eggs for breakfast. you look in the fridge and find only three eggs.

what do you do? what stage are you in your relationship?

laugh

http://www.projecthappilyeverafter.com/2009/04/9-stages-of-an-unhappy-marriage/

Pour some milk in and scramble them all.

Mix in her favorite veggies and meat...

split the whole into two and serve us both omlettes.

Does it matter what stage...


robert1652's photo
Wed 07/29/09 01:24 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Wed 07/29/09 01:24 PM
before you get the kick in the nuts all you say is
Honey we have " Welsh rarebit" and make a soft scrambled egg on toast with a bit of parsley on top no one will know and you would score for being creative

no photo
Wed 07/29/09 02:14 PM
French Toast
Eggs Goldenrod on toast
Egg Salad

metalwing's photo
Wed 07/29/09 02:32 PM
Fix her the best three eggs possible. It, at any stage, would be an investment into the future.

IntelligentDesigner's photo
Wed 07/29/09 04:53 PM
Take some potatoes, dice 'em, whip 'em up in a skillet, add some bacon or whatever breakfast meat is handy, whip that up, scramble the eggs, throw them on top, then melt some cheese over it and serve up to breakfast skillet meals.

myteemouse's photo
Wed 07/29/09 04:55 PM
You add cheese and milk and veggies and ham and/or bacon...a tiny bit of butter...and you make an omelet big enough for the both of ya.

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 07/29/09 05:00 PM
That's easy

I get one

He gets two!!!

He gets two!!!

I love him!!glasses

s1owhand's photo
Wed 07/29/09 06:10 PM
affecting english accent..."after you... no, no, you first...i insist!"

laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1USpOjzqik