While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.

A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 eagles and 2 mountains lions.

Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax. This could be the perfect solution...



"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb." - Ben Franklin

Wow. That's gonna be a hard sell!!

Would you consider lowering the standards to shooting 2 chickens and 2 cats? Some people may need extra ammo too.

sorry posted in wrong forum - should be in jokes - my bad

but it did make me go hmmmmmmmmmm

You're scaring me Fran....for a second, I thought you snapped!

don't be scared of me -

most here will say I snapped alright -

sorry - can someone please report to mods and have thread moved to jokes section plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Heck theres people in the joke section that want to argue what a joke is... Im not kidding...

I saw templter - I stayed clear of it because of it

As always no hard feelings just my opinions on the other thread.

No hard feelings towards you at all / ever!!!

I like discussions, I like to learn which is why I ask so many questions.

thanks mods

To me, the best solution is to fight against government control of the people.........
best way to do that is to fire all there ***** in 2010 and 2012.......then refuse to pay another penny on taxes, and demand to send home the illegal immigrants..........see how thay bite the bullit then.........

I like my idea betta -