HEADLINES
For
THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language..

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what......NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or very scared.


I Love This Country!

It's The Government That Scares Me!

I am against Abortion I don't want to have Abortions inside high schools but I also believe it will never happen. What is up with these bank bailouts should we be getting the money instead of big businesses. Government needs to stop bailing out them and bailout the people in need. I do not agree with drilling in the Artic National Wildlife place because it could cause global warming to get worse and hurt the animals that live there who cannot live anywhere else. Instead of us drilling some place that will make the oil compaines richer since all they care about is money why don't we will off the east and gulf coast for oil and invest in solar and wind and geothermal energy and tax the oil and electric compaines and force them by law to lower people's electric bills. Around here people pay 250.00 dollars for electric during the winter and the place to help you out with your bill have no money and it is because of the government the people in charge of giving them money for us. People's electric bills are going up and up because they are trying to make as much money as possible before they are banned from doing it again. White people are going to be the new minority THANK GOD. AMEN!!! Why don't we give other minorites a chance at getting ahead since we have been in charge of everything and been the majority for years and what good have we done except be racist towards other minorites. Jesus himself was middle eastern. God loves everyone including people of different race and religion all minorites are loved under god and they also live in this wonderful country that I love. The government does not scare me as much as crazy racist right-wing nutjobs who say they believe in Jesus but do different then what Jesus would do like help the poor because Jesus himself was also poor.

you a funny guy

I know I am a funny guy I love being one. You have to be funny and laugh once in your life But I am serious when it comes to politics I love speaking truth to power. The best thing to do is speak up on what you think no matter what it is.

UMMMM Joke thread...Lighten up!!!

If it was a joke it would be funny. I doubt that saying things a right-winger would say like the government scares me which is the crazy right-wing talking point is not a joke. If it was a joke then you should have put at the very bottom of your first post just kidding or just joking or disregard these things I am just kidding around. The government don't scare people they make it harder for people to get ahead in this country. Saying they scare you is truly crazy fear mongering psycho talk. If it was a joke I am sorry for coming down so hard but you have to be tough with these kinds of people and take them serious cause these are real nutjobs who think the world will end because the government will end it even if they are joking about it and not saying they are in their posts. Some jokes if not defined maybe taken serious. I really hope that it was a joke and you really do not believe that hobo jumbo crazy talk.

I am no right winger and if you go into the political threads you would see that. It was meant as a JOKE as it is posted in the JOKE forum. If they were my VIEWS I would have posted it in the politcal forums.....Me posting it in the JOKES would mean that is what I consider it!!!!!!!

Welcome by the way and come join the great debates in the polical forum as I see you have much to say!!!

I see your a proud democrat! Im an Independent that will not keep my head up any parties aZZ. Tell me just what have the dems done to make you proud?

Erm. Unless you hadn't noticed, This is the joke, repeat JOKE section.

To the OP.

The democrats have passed the recovery package at least part of it has gone out but since the economy is all screwed up it will take time before the bigger parts go out and because the states are receiving the money but they are not spending it another reason why we don't see it working. I am also proud at the bills that were passed and signed by president Obama.


The Lily Ledbetter Act.

The Credit Card Holders Bill Of Rights.

The Family Smoking Pervention and Tobacco Control Act.

The Recovery Package.

These are really good bills and they help alot of people.

I am again sorry about before I really take the right-wing stuff really serious and if someone does not post that they are joking about posting stuff they don't believe then people think that you are being serious. It is just alot of crazy people that think like that are out there so you have to take all people's post real serious if it appears they are not joking. I have encountered other sites where people say they are joking and they put their comments in the joke forums but then it turns out they were serious it really gets you confused with is this a joke or are they dead serious.

Have you heard yet about what Glenn Beck said?


I too do not favor a party even though I am a democrat I put the blame on not who is in charge but who was before in charge of the country and I blame the party or person responsable. I blame democrats for giving in to the drug compaines regarding health care and blame republicans for trying to kill health care. I also have disagreements with president Obama on a few issues. I back the democrats when they are right and when they are wrong I call them out.

hey there lookingformyangel25................GO TO THE POLITIC FORUMS!

some people here can be soooooooooo DENCE!

Maybe he's trying to get a reputation as an alternative comedian?

It didn't work

It didn't work


I think it works very well especially with that ridiculous bird's nest hairstyle he sports :-)