What about all the threads that have "Ladies" in their titles?

This just hit me --

I think I must have seen approximately 4,972,882 topics entitled "Why Do All Men....?"

And I just realized that I have NEVER done ANY of the 4,972,993 things that "All Men" do....?

How is this possible?

Biologically speaking, I have to be male, because it says so on my driver's license, and those people are never wrong. They just don't know how to use a camera.

But how can it be that "All Men" (using the word "all" to mean "all of them") do the same 4,975,034 things and I have yet to do any of them....?

Have I been ostracized? (I think that means being turned into an ostrich, but I'm not sure.)

Or could it be that someo of the 4,981,244 blanket statement threads are simply inaccurate....?

Nahhhhh....

I thought men were from Mars and women were from Venus?

you mean you don't pee standing up?

Hehehehe this could be fixed only a few snips snips and they will change your driver's license to female hehehe

Sure, but no women have done threads complaining about that yet. They just do threads about guys missing the toilet, a problem which is easily solved with a large plastic funnel. Mine is green.

Women CAN pee standing up..........A funnel and a length of hose pipe

I've seen it done. I once knew a girl who did it regularly between cars in a parking lot. I probably shouldn't say any more than that.

You've started,please finish.

I'd end up having to move it to another forum....!!

I think it's because ALL women like ostriches (sp?). I can pee standing up but my feet get wet and it's just not worth it.

I thought all women liked goats....?

They always tried to turn me into a goat, anyway...

Except for that one who wanted me to be a parasaurolophus. I probably would have done it, too, if she would have just stopped trying to get me to watch American Idol all the time.

So in closing, since all women don't like goats and most people would have to look up parasaurolophus, I recommend you stay Lex. Afterall, you are kinda growing on me.

C

Maybe they couldn't understand the email advising them why they should put "Why do all men (except for LexFonteyne)..." in the subject line.


Well, you DO use complex words occasionally. And they're obviously not geniuses.

This just hit me --

I think I must have seen approximately 4,972,882 topics entitled "Why Do All Men....?"

And I just realized that I have NEVER done ANY of the 4,972,993 things that "All Men" do....?

How is this possible?

Biologically speaking, I have to be male, because it says so on my driver's license, and those people are never wrong. They just don't know how to use a camera.

But how can it be that "All Men" (using the word "all" to mean "all of them") do the same 4,975,034 things and I have yet to do any of them....?

Have I been ostracized? (I think that means being turned into an ostrich, but I'm not sure.)

Or could it be that someo of the 4,981,244 blanket statement threads are simply inaccurate....?

Nahhhhh....

I'm confused....which number is it?

Can you delve a bit further into the list because that is long list of "all men" stuff and you don't do any of it?

All I know about Ostriches is that it is associated with Ostracizing (I think) due to the fact that Mom lays the eggs on ground and Dad cares for them after hatching...I guess she "ostracizes them" IDK

The numbers actually went up WHILE I was typing that post because there were MORE "Why Do All Men....?" posts being posted during my typing!

I felt it important to keep up with the actual numbers, as they occurred ("real time" being so much more interesting than last week's ocelot) to make a point, and to see if anybody noticed.



You mean like "Why Do All Men Wear The Same Stinky Socks Five Days In A Row?" or "Why Do All Men Like My Cousin's Boobs Better Than They Like Mine....?"



I don't think ostriches are actually from Earth at all, I mean, look at them. Other than an emu, a cassowary, and perhaps a rhea, there is nothing on Earth that looks very much like an ostrich.

The late Carl Sagan once wrote that the best way to determine how to classify an animal was by comparing its DNA to that of other animals and looking for the closest match. Turns out that ostrich DNA is most similar to that of IKEA furniture. Something's not right.