In them the men there only pretend that they know all women ...lol

Simple darlin Lex.. When they made you they broke the mold. Therefore you are true unto thyself hopefully always...

No. Women are from Mars. Men have penis.

Sure, but no women have done threads complaining about that yet. They just do threads about guys missing the toilet, a problem which is easily solved with a large plastic funnel. Mine is green.

Women CAN pee standing up..........A funnel and a length of hose pipe

I've seen it done. I once knew a girl who did it regularly between cars in a parking lot. I probably shouldn't say any more than that.

You've started,please finish.

I'd end up having to move it to another forum....!!

I think it's because ALL women like ostriches (sp?). I can pee standing up but my feet get wet and it's just not worth it.

I thought all women liked goats....?

They always tried to turn me into a goat, anyway...

Except for that one who wanted me to be a parasaurolophus. I probably would have done it, too, if she would have just stopped trying to get me to watch American Idol all the time.

I don't particularly care for goats so all women must not, because I am a woman. My doctor says so atleast and she went to tons of schools so she must know what she's talking about.

I did have to look up parasaurolophus and I must say it would be easier for you to be a goat but again not all women like goats.


So in closing, since all women don't like goats and most people would have to look up parasaurolophus, I recommend you stay Lex. Afterall, you are kinda growing on me.

C

Maybe they couldn't understand the email advising them why they should put "Why do all men (except for LexFonteyne)..." in the subject line.


Well, you DO use complex words occasionally. And they're obviously not geniuses.

Well, that would be a lot easier, but there's no demand. I may have to put myself on hiatus while I retool the whole project.

In my experience, people don't LIKE exceptions -- makes them have to think too much. Which is even more of a grueling ordeal for the non-geniuses....!

I'm confused....which number is it? Can you delve a bit further into the list because that is long list of "all men" stuff and you don't do any of it? All I know about Ostriches is that it is associated with Ostracizing (I think) due to the fact that Mom lays the eggs on ground and Dad cares for them after hatching...I guess she "ostracizes them" IDK

welcome to the male lesbian club.


but i think you do at least one thing that a male can do.....out of all those things, you have to do at least one.....that's my onion (opinion)

The numbers actually went up WHILE I was typing that post because there were MORE "Why Do All Men....?" posts being posted during my typing!

I felt it important to keep up with the actual numbers, as they occurred ("real time" being so much more interesting than last week's ocelot) to make a point, and to see if anybody noticed.



You mean like "Why Do All Men Wear The Same Stinky Socks Five Days In A Row?" or "Why Do All Men Like My Cousin's Boobs Better Than They Like Mine....?"



I don't think ostriches are actually from Earth at all, I mean, look at them. Other than an emu, a cassowary, and perhaps a rhea, there is nothing on Earth that looks very much like an ostrich.

The late Carl Sagan once wrote that the best way to determine how to classify an animal was by comparing its DNA to that of other animals and looking for the closest match. Turns out that ostrich DNA is most similar to that of IKEA furniture. Something's not right.

Real time numbers...I agree makes more sense. I think a Rhea comes the closest without a doubt. I have bought IKEA furniture before, I would have to agree with Carl Sagan.
Regarding the "dirty socks" and "my cousins boobs are better" if you are not guilty of those sins you are a man of good character I would say.