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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 50
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/07/09 09:04 PM
Whats happened to you Biker? I am sure you were prettier than that!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 08/07/09 09:06 PM
Gypsy made a toilet paper people and put it on my wiener when I was sleeping. Cardboardc*ck.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/07/09 09:13 PM
Hahaha What no picture?!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 08/07/09 09:13 PM
Uh,ummmmm, we did have an incident today. Bike got knocked over in a herd of 2000 buffalo. Broken clutch lever and bent shifter. Should have seen gypsys face when she was face to face with 2000 suv sized buffalo. HOLY CRAP!!!!! GET ME THE FCN* FC OUTTA HERE!!!!! NOWWWWW!!! Then a tornado chased us home. Then the grill exploded and gypsy got the true tan she always wanted. Its truly been a craptacular day.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/07/09 09:17 PM
That does sound pretty craptacular! At least you got out of there safe!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/07/09 09:19 PM
Gypsy made a toilet paper people and put it on my wiener when I was sleeping. Cardboardc*ck. thats funny !

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/07/09 09:20 PM
Tell gypsy to hurry the fk up and make a dan99 cardboard people, she said she was gonna do one ages ago. She can send it to lisa who can put it on my weiner when i am sleeping one night!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 08/07/09 09:27 PM
Gypsy says she can't draw that small on barbie toilet paper rolls.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/07/09 09:27 PM


yeahitsmeok Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 8455	Fri 08/07/09 09:29 PM


andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Fri 08/07/09 09:32 PM
Gypsy made a toilet paper people and put it on my wiener when I was sleeping. Cardboardc*ck.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 08/07/09 09:33 PM
Tomorrow gypsy and I are getting Mingle2 tattooes. The tattoo artist wouldn't put ask for my picture on myass. Nor would he put fsghathztjceyadjg!!! across gypsys breasts. But he was willing to put the green puking emoticon on my wiener.

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Fri 08/07/09 09:35 PM
you should have him recreate the toilet paper people on ur weiner!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 08/07/09 09:35 PM
Tomorrow gypsy and I are getting Mingle2 tattooes. The tattoo artist wouldn't put ask for my picture on myass. Nor would he put fsghathztjceyadjg!!! across gypsys breasts. But he was willing to put the green puking emoticon on my wiener. freak your killing me biker !

nvrsaynvr Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 5283	Fri 08/07/09 09:55 PM
Dear Diary....It's a bit crazy in here tonight!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Fri 08/07/09 11:13 PM
Dear Diary; I want what Biker is on, because everything he has done today sounds kick *! I want to drink something and everything be * kicking awesome too!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 08/07/09 11:29 PM
Rock n roll.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 08/08/09 12:00 AM
lock an load

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 08/08/09 12:17 AM
I'm going to bed. I think I inhaled too much clorox bleach cleaner at work while cleaning, I can't get that smell out of my nose and I have a wicked headache as well.

andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Sat 08/08/09 07:21 AM
I'm going to bed. I think I inhaled too much clorox bleach cleaner at work while cleaning, I can't get that smell out of my nose and I have a wicked headache as well. I cleaned with bleach yesterday too, and it took me forever to get the smell away from me. I have a white kitchen sink and left some tea that I poured out in it... it was a yucky stained mess! You know though, Clorox toliet bowl cleaner works great! (its the only thing with bleach I had LOL)