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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 50 | |
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I'm not a motherf*c*ing happy camper right now. This wouldn't have all happened if my idiot f*c*ing boss wouldn't cap junk casing tires. This ones on him- the worthless cheap f*c*ing p*i*k.
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welcome to Hospital week here at Mingle2
we hope no one else needs it |
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Whoops. I snapped. Lost my composure. Completely freaked out. Freaking lost it. Need air.
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 bad retreads....
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Edited by
carebear19622
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Wed 07/29/09 01:18 PM
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at least it's almost vacation 
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 Dear Diary,  How to befriend a reptilian alien Step 1 Get a job in a place that reptilian aliens are likely to congregate. Most reptilian alien watchers agree that they enjoy being in a position of power. The top levels of government, the military, law enforcement and religion supposedly attract them in droves. Step 2 Watch for signs that you have encountered an alien. Physical characteristics like unusual eyes (either with slitted pupils or a second membrane), thin lips, scaly skin and a strong muscular torso may indicate a reptilian attempting to blend in with normal humans. Step 3 Make yourself useful to the alien. This could be something simple as making copies or coffee, or more dramatic like arranging to slake their almost limitless thirst for human blood by introducing them to a willing donor. Step 4 Assist the aliens when they are performing their rituals. Ritual is very important to them, as there is something in their DNA that thrives on it. Almost any ritual will do, whether it is a religious rite, a military or university graduation, a Freemason ceremony or anything having to do with the British Royal Family. The important thing to a reptilian alien is that it is scripted and repeated over and over. Step 5 Accompany the reptilian alien on vacation here on Earth. Reptoids are drawn to parts of the planet that are, well, other-worldly. Good places to find them are where there are lots of ancient volcanic rock (Arizona, Missouri, Arkansas and California). Antarctica is another draw for them, since their kind may have originally evolved either on or below that continent before it became icebound. |
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UPDATE! I'm alive. I was helping change the tire and a brushed up against the ruined tread and a steel thread went into the muscle of my left forearm. So deep they had to cut it out. So first I got a tetanus shot- same arm. And a local anesthetic deep by the wound- same arm. Then X rays to see which way it was facing. Then surgery to remove it. I'm out of the hospital. I didn't take any pictures. I don't have time to f around. I have to race back for a post incident drug screen. And if my f*c*ing boss thinks I'm working after that he's beyond crazy and I told him so. I'm going home and going on vacation with a very sore arm.  Now I owe everyone $10!!! Quick!!! Take pictures!!!! Glad your ok! 
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Dear Diary, How to befriend a reptilian alien Step 1 Get a job in a place that reptilian aliens are likely to congregate. Most reptilian alien watchers agree that they enjoy being in a position of power. The top levels of government, the military, law enforcement and religion supposedly attract them in droves. Step 2 Watch for signs that you have encountered an alien. Physical characteristics like unusual eyes (either with slitted pupils or a second membrane), thin lips, scaly skin and a strong muscular torso may indicate a reptilian attempting to blend in with normal humans. Step 3 Make yourself useful to the alien. This could be something simple as making copies or coffee, or more dramatic like arranging to slake their almost limitless thirst for human blood by introducing them to a willing donor. Step 4 Assist the aliens when they are performing their rituals. Ritual is very important to them, as there is something in their DNA that thrives on it. Almost any ritual will do, whether it is a religious rite, a military or university graduation, a Freemason ceremony or anything having to do with the British Royal Family. The important thing to a reptilian alien is that it is scripted and repeated over and over. Step 5 Accompany the reptilian alien on vacation here on Earth. Reptoids are drawn to parts of the planet that are, well, other-worldly. Good places to find them are where there are lots of ancient volcanic rock (Arizona, Missouri, Arkansas and California). Antarctica is another draw for them, since their kind may have originally evolved either on or below that continent before it became icebound. 
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Dear Diary, How to befriend a reptilian alien Step 1 Get a job in a place that reptilian aliens are likely to congregate. Most reptilian alien watchers agree that they enjoy being in a position of power. The top levels of government, the military, law enforcement and religion supposedly attract them in droves. Step 2 Watch for signs that you have encountered an alien. Physical characteristics like unusual eyes (either with slitted pupils or a second membrane), thin lips, scaly skin and a strong muscular torso may indicate a reptilian attempting to blend in with normal humans. Step 3 Make yourself useful to the alien. This could be something simple as making copies or coffee, or more dramatic like arranging to slake their almost limitless thirst for human blood by introducing them to a willing donor. Step 4 Assist the aliens when they are performing their rituals. Ritual is very important to them, as there is something in their DNA that thrives on it. Almost any ritual will do, whether it is a religious rite, a military or university graduation, a Freemason ceremony or anything having to do with the British Royal Family. The important thing to a reptilian alien is that it is scripted and repeated over and over. Step 5 Accompany the reptilian alien on vacation here on Earth. Reptoids are drawn to parts of the planet that are, well, other-worldly. Good places to find them are where there are lots of ancient volcanic rock (Arizona, Missouri, Arkansas and California). Antarctica is another draw for them, since their kind may have originally evolved either on or below that continent before it became icebound. It's possible
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Dear Diary, How to befriend a reptilian alien Step 1 Get a job in a place that reptilian aliens are likely to congregate. Most reptilian alien watchers agree that they enjoy being in a position of power. The top levels of government, the military, law enforcement and religion supposedly attract them in droves. Step 2 Watch for signs that you have encountered an alien. Physical characteristics like unusual eyes (either with slitted pupils or a second membrane), thin lips, scaly skin and a strong muscular torso may indicate a reptilian attempting to blend in with normal humans. Step 3 Make yourself useful to the alien. This could be something simple as making copies or coffee, or more dramatic like arranging to slake their almost limitless thirst for human blood by introducing them to a willing donor. Step 4 Assist the aliens when they are performing their rituals. Ritual is very important to them, as there is something in their DNA that thrives on it. Almost any ritual will do, whether it is a religious rite, a military or university graduation, a Freemason ceremony or anything having to do with the British Royal Family. The important thing to a reptilian alien is that it is scripted and repeated over and over. Step 5 Accompany the reptilian alien on vacation here on Earth. Reptoids are drawn to parts of the planet that are, well, other-worldly. Good places to find them are where there are lots of ancient volcanic rock (Arizona, Missouri, Arkansas and California). Antarctica is another draw for them, since their kind may have originally evolved either on or below that continent before it became icebound. How to recognize different alien species Step1 Recognize grays, the most frequent alien visitor to earth, by their large, insect like eyes. They tend to have gray, hairless and rough skin. These are the aliens reported to have crashed in Roswell in 1947 and have allegedly abducted humans around the world. Step 2 Look for scales, forked tongues and other reptile qualities in the many species that fall under the reptilian umbrella. With several subspecies, these aliens adapt to their surroundings. The most commonly seen are reptoids, who are humanoids reported as abducting people around the world. Native American folklore speaks of reptile creatures from the stars that have been forced underground. Step 3 Know that little green may be real, or at least they were. Martians have not been spotted recently, but evidence suggests that they did in fact exist. According to eyewitness accounts, these aliens tend to be quite short, only a couple feet tall, and have antenna. Step 4 Identify the Ancients by their praying mantis-like appearance. Many believe these were the first aliens to visit earth, and they are often found in Phoenician history and writing. Step 5 Look for tall, blond Scandinavians who can often pass as humans. These humaniods are known by many names, including the nordics, pleiadean and aghartians. They are most easily distinguished from humans by their abnormal height. Some believe that the nordics are of human ancestry, but have since migrated to a new planet. Step 6 Look the alien in the eyes. While aliens come in many shapes and forms, they are easily recognized by their eyes. There seems to be a general agreement that aliens, even from different species, have cold shiny eyes like those of a reptile or insect. |
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Thanks for the reptilian f*c*ing headache.
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Yeah. Then my d*ckless drunken wonderf*c* boss calls and says I can't go on vacation and that he needs me. F*c*ing c*c*s*c*er has screwed me 12 months and the day I go on vacation he needs me. I told him f*c* you I'm calling in sick. Sick of your bulls*it.
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I'm going home.
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Sorry to hear about the shiot Kyle.
See if the Dr will put you on medical and get paid for it. |
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Yeah I've never had so much crap try to get in the way of my vaca. Sure makes me understand how someone could take another persons life. When my boss was feeding me his crap I just wanted to snap his neck and shut him up. Well I won't have to think about him or hear him the next 15 days. I need that.
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wow......
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I'm home. Noone dead. Packed up my clothes in my saddlebags in 20 minutes. All bags packed. And I layed out all my clothes for tomorrow morning. In the morning I walk the golden mile to the garage and get my bike. Then ride it down and throw on the bags and suit up. Leavin the four wheel vehicles in my driveway. I need the exercise. I'm tired.
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Let's get this page of my life over with and start a new one. Know what I mean?
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Cleaned and rebandaged my wound. Filled up the coffee pot for the new day. Let's have a dream day.
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Cleaned and rebandaged my wound. Filled up the coffee pot for the new day. Let's have a dream day.   
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