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MyrtleBeachDude · 2009-07-27T11:36:27-07:00

So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! :noway: :shocked: :surprised:

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MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Mon 07/27/09 11:36 AM
So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor!

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Mon 07/27/09 11:38 AM
So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! That you were checking out.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/27/09 11:38 AM
I used to like listening to my tranny when i was a kid

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 07/27/09 11:44 AM
This car comes fully equipped

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 07/27/09 11:47 AM
Sooo...did it make you feel...kinda' funny...you know..."down there"?

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76507	Mon 07/27/09 11:50 AM
Hey at least you did not just see from a distance and then you approached them from behind and started some sweet talk with them hehehe The look on your face as they got closer..... PRICELESS...

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 07/27/09 12:07 PM
So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! When I was in Brazil a friend said "There is a saying in Brazil and it goes like this Every man , every day has the right for 5 minutes to be gay" It took me some time to find out what he meant by that. You just used your 5 minutes yesterday

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 07/27/09 12:09 PM
Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!"

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 07/27/09 12:14 PM
This car comes fully equipped

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 07/27/09 12:18 PM
Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!" Actually I had my five minutes at midnight when we were in a taxi going back to our hotel. We passed a very upper class night club with all the people coming out of the club looking like the front page of the fashion magazines. I was wondering about going to the place when my friend said you used your 5 minutes He didn't have to say more

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 07/27/09 12:20 PM
So there I was on the beach yesterday. Here comes a goddess wearing a yellow bikini. She gets closer I can see she has fake boobs (that's perfectly fine with me). A little closer I see she's not all the pretty. A little closer she's starting to look more like a dude. A little closer I notice the hillshire farm in the bikini bottoms. A little closer I hear him say to his male partner "the water looks rough" in a voice deeper than mine. Yep he was a full blown transistor! That you were checking out. The perils of being Myrtle Beach Dude

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Mon 07/27/09 12:22 PM
All in that order

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 07/27/09 12:27 PM
Whoa! And the person HAD to be in a yellow bikini. "Sunshine!" Actually I had my five minutes at midnight when we were in a taxi going back to our hotel. We passed a very upper class night club with all the people coming out of the club looking like the front page of the fashion magazines. I was wondering about going to the place when my friend said you used your 5 minutes He didn't have to say more Awe.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/27/09 12:48 PM
Was he radio controlled?

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Mon 07/27/09 02:28 PM
Was he radio controlled?

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Mon 07/27/09 03:16 PM
whats wrong with that? i'm sure if he'd have known you'd confused him for a goddess, he'd have been flattered.

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