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A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap on its own hand and threw it on my wife. She wasn't happy about that.
True story 
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A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap on its own hand and threw it on my wife. She wasn't happy about that. True story
I sense a deeper meaning in that statement. But thats just me. Damn poo flinging howler monkies! 
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Thanks for the advice. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm thinking of howling at a monkey.
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Don't do that what you don't want done to you
Don't scream or howl at your loved ones either. Find other solutions like tap dance naked on a roof at 2 o'clock in the morning to get your point across 
Okay it is late and I am making a fool out of myself
Sleep well folks 
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That reminds of the gorilla in the cage at the zoo that peed on my brother when we were kids.
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Edited by
smiless
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Sat 07/25/09 11:39 PM
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That reminds of the gorilla in the cage at the zoo that peed on my brother when we were kids.
I can just imagine what was going on with that gorilla's mind. Maybe...hmmm I like him, I will make sure he is my property and peed on him. Oh no that is what cats and dogs do right. lol Maybe...Hey you are too close to my food and I can't get you with these bars in the way, so I will just pee on you! lol or maybe the gorilla thought ... I like those funny faces humans make when I do such stunts, so here it goes...
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A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap on its own hand and threw it on my wife. She wasn't happy about that. True story
I sense a deeper meaning in that statement. But thats just me. Damn poo flinging howler monkies!
I was disturbing the peace with my howls that the howler monkeys couldn't take it. I was doing a blood hound howl that probably sounded like a dog was dying for monkeys that they couldn't take it anymore and threw the crap on us
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
Your kidding! Those are often the more popular threads! Maybe i should make an if you had to choose an animal to use you as a toilet, what animal would you choose thread? I liked your story. My favourites are when people get spat at in the face by a camel. |
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I'm gonna start a band called "steaming howler monkey poo"! we'll be particularly piss poor so green day can have an opening act that will make them look good 
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
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Edited by
smiless
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Sun 07/26/09 12:07 AM
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
Your kidding! Those are often the more popular threads! Maybe i should make an if you had to choose an animal to use you as a toilet, what animal would you choose thread? I liked your story. My favourites are when people get spat at in the face by a camel. That camel spit actually happened to my daughter. As you can see animals love us dearly
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I'm gonna start a band called "steaming howler monkey poo"! we'll be particularly piss poor so green day can have an opening act that will make them look good
You should also change your name to Camel Spit. |
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
Your kidding! Those are often the more popular threads! Maybe i should make an if you had to choose an animal to use you as a toilet, what animal would you choose thread? I liked your story. My favourites are when people get spat at in the face by a camel. My parents have a picture of my father holding me and him turning as a camel tried to bite me. lol |
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I'm gonna start a band called "steaming howler monkey poo"! we'll be particularly piss poor so green day can have an opening act that will make them look good
Sorry that is copyrighted already. Can't do that! Just joking. Sounds like a winner
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
Your kidding! Those are often the more popular threads! Maybe i should make an if you had to choose an animal to use you as a toilet, what animal would you choose thread? I liked your story. My favourites are when people get spat at in the face by a camel. That camel spit actually happened to my daughter. As you can see animals love us dearly
Take your camcorder next time you go to the zoo! |
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Edited by
smiless
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Sun 07/26/09 12:13 AM
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I call that animal love with additional rewards to go with it.
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I understand completely that this could be such a unpleasant conversation. I mean gorilla pee and howling monkey poo is not a favorite amongst threads.
Have a great week folks
Your kidding! Those are often the more popular threads! Maybe i should make an if you had to choose an animal to use you as a toilet, what animal would you choose thread? I liked your story. My favourites are when people get spat at in the face by a camel. That camel spit actually happened to my daughter. As you can see animals love us dearly
Take your camcorder next time you go to the zoo! and then send the funny incident to "America's funniest animals" to win reward money. I am not sure how much it is now? $100,000? Good idea actually!
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If its 100,000 i am going to find a monkey to howl at
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Edited by
lionsbrew
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Sun 07/26/09 12:44 AM
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Why not try and wtf?! the monkeys by flinging poo at them first?
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