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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot 
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke   *
but do they get weekends off 
Phhtp, ah NO!!! That's when I expect all the housework to get done
wow.. and in return he get's ..what.. this part could be the deal breaker..
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot NO you want a trained show DOG! Did u take that post personal? Did u happen to read the footnote??? I'm pokin fun 
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke *
but do they get weekends off
Phhtp, ah NO!!! That's when I expect all the housework to get done
wow.. and in return he get's ..what.. this part could be the deal breaker..
My sincere appreciation
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Edited by
krupa
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Thu 07/23/09 07:12 PM
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"I want a man who goes to work",...6.5 days a week baby
"gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint"...screw that...get your own money for tipping the strippers! "eats whatever I fix without complaint"...Get the hell out of MY kitchen!!!! I do the cooking around here! "keeps the yard mowed"....That is what goats are for. "takes the trash out"....look, you said you didn't want me to take out your cousin any more when you go out of town. "doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products"....you are screwed. "does exactly what I tell him when I tell him"...Huh? What? Did you say something dear? "sits thru a chick flick without a word"...I Love the Rambo trilogy...of course I will happily watch it with you! "yep I want a robot".....I really hope you don't actually want me to do that stupid dance to that retarded Styx song. |
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well at least there is no car or truck waxing .. what about leg waxing ..
could we negotiate
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Why? Cause they got cooties
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Gimme some sugar baby! |
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I want a man who goes to work,...6.5 days a week baby gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint...screw that...get your own money for tipping the strippers! eats whatever I fix without complaint...Get the hell out of MY kitchen!!!! I do the cooking around here! keeps the yard mowed....That is what goats are for. takes the trash out....look, you said you didn't want me to take out your cousin any more when you go out of town. doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products....you are screwed. does exactly what I tell him when I tell him...Huh? What? Did you say something dear? sits thru a chick flick without a word...I Love the Rambo trilogy...of course I will happily watch it with you! yep I want a robot.....I really hope you don't actually want me to do that stupid dance to that retarded Styx song. U made me spew my frappuchino DAGNABIT!!! 
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 Why? Cause they got cooties
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well at least there is no car or truck waxing .. what about leg waxing .. could we negotiate
My truck is to be taken to the detail shop every other week
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I caught this in a jar. Scary!
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U made me spew my frappuchino DAGNABIT!!!
Ohhhh Polish foreplay! That is soooooooo sexy! |
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U made me spew my frappuchino DAGNABIT!!!
Ohhhh Polish foreplay! That is soooooooo sexy! 
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well at least there is no car or truck waxing .. what about leg waxing .. could we negotiate
My truck is to be taken to the detail shop every other week
ok that solves the truck waxing part.. what about a boat.. send the picture of your boat. and bird dog..you know they need grooming..
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poetrywriter why crying, all men are not the same, i hope and wish a gud one come ur way soon
wish all d ladies d best mwahhhh....... |
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I'm wary of men. They're mostly about a foot taller than me. 
I'm in danger on being stepped on 
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well at least there is no car or truck waxing .. what about leg waxing .. could we negotiate
My truck is to be taken to the detail shop every other week
ok that solves the truck waxing part.. what about a boat.. send the picture of your boat. and bird dog..you know they need grooming..
Sorry no boat or bird dog. I got a chauvinistic female german shepard
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Girls have cooties too...
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you had me up until the part of no boat.. i was that close..
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke *
work - ok gets me out lets me be active. paycheck - get your own. I'll contribute if you will. eat what you fix... Better be a good cook. keeps the yard mowed - of course I will, I like a nice yard. ...Wanna...help? Take out trash. Yep... ain't no way my womans hands gonna touch trash (cept her 'personal' stuff - ewww). Hair car products. I wash it. Skin products... Whats that? Tells me... Better be something I want you to tell me. Chick flicks - sometimes I LIKE chick flicks... I'll even hold the kleenx. Robot....
Not in this life. (or is that a kinky thing)
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