TICK WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it's important.

Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes
off and dance around with your arms up,

DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.

{I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!}

Now you tell me. The tick inspectors were here yesterday.

Better than the gay flasher in the park who I encountered few weeks ago.

Why couldn't it have been a good looking woman in a mink? May be I should use the tick trick

wondering how'd you muster the courage to look him in the face and ask him if he was gay or straight

can ya'll send them to MY house???!!

That was an assumption as one wouldn't flash a hairy fellow like me while one has the option of the pretty girls in the park on a hot summer night. On the other hand he/she/it may have been an alien, in which case my assumption would have been totally wrong. It was dark I didn't see his/her/its colour. Hey but whats a few inches amongst friends

Great now I need another excuse

coming to check your clocks ma'am

there is a severe over abundance of ticks in the area

and we may have to toc them for a short time

Hi Fran
I am glad you appreciate the humour. Some folks here can't stand it. Hence few deleted posts or better still "post production" edits. We shall Salsa some day

Love the humor - laughter is the best medicine that and a good salsa dance