Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48 | |
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u are and im mad cause im not coming back this time and then again.. |
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Dear diary.......scotty needs a hot dog with mustard!!!
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dear diary:
i am writing you today in response to a letter received by me last thursday to say that i think the propositioning of firing me is not only illegitimate, but tender as well. it is a very tender and illegitimate situation if you catch my drift. this drift should be moderately easy for you to catch. also, i would like to report that all entrapment arrays are nominal here and critical mass may be achieved at any time; we simply await your command. there is not cum of a hurry either. the ice clowns in the pacific are usually still hibernating this time of the week and are vulnerable to our chess cannons which is why we have extra ammo packs for this mission. the gear is heavy and the battle seems impossible, but our strength is indomitable and conditions are perfect. play ball - 7z |
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dear diary: i am writing you today in response to a letter received by me last thursday to say that i think the propositioning of firing me is not only illegitimate, but tender as well. it is a very tender and illegitimate situation if you catch my drift. this drift should be moderately easy for you to catch. also, i would like to report that all entrapment arrays are nominal here and critical mass may be achieved at any time; we simply await your command. there is not cum of a hurry either. the ice clowns in the pacific are usually still hibernating this time of the week and are vulnerable to our chess cannons which is why we have extra ammo packs for this mission. the gear is heavy and the battle seems impossible, but our strength is indomitable and conditions are perfect. play ball - 7z |
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you and that guy suck......thats it im out i miss purple shes an angel and thats all again
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you and that guy suck......thats it im out i miss purple shes an angel and thats all again |
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I went for a ride on the back of a Harley tonight , whoo hoo rode off into the sunset ............NICE
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I went for a ride on the back of a Harley tonight , whoo hoo rode off into the sunset ............NICE |
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and coffee filters
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and coffee filters |
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!!
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I went for a ride on the back of a Harley tonight , whoo hoo rode off into the sunset ............NICE ya ..... it was nice though he wants to see me tomorrow ...... I didn't ...... but tomorrow ......hmmmmmmm |
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!! |
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!! whydoncha get yerself sum chex mix and stick in in one-a-dem dere coffee filters sonny? |
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I went for a ride on the back of a Harley tonight , whoo hoo rode off into the sunset ............NICE ya ..... it was nice though he wants to see me tomorrow ...... I didn't ...... but tomorrow ......hmmmmmmm |
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!! whydoncha get yerself sum chex mix and stick in in one-a-dem dere coffee filters sonny? |
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ok purple.....this is what you do.
He wants to see you tomorrow???? You make him TAKE YOU OUT SOMEWHERE. None of this......crappy movie at home crappola!! Make him date you...... |
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!! whydoncha get yerself sum chex mix and stick in in one-a-dem dere coffee filters sonny? put it in a coffee filter. that way it soaks up some of the grease and makes your snack better!!! and then after you are done eating you can just throw it away!!! no dishes!!!! |
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Then tell him I said **** off!!!
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coffee filters can be used for a lot of things though. i dont buy them just to make coffee with!!! whydoncha get yerself sum chex mix and stick in in one-a-dem dere coffee filters sonny? put it in a coffee filter. that way it soaks up some of the grease and makes your snack better!!! and then after you are done eating you can just throw it away!!! no dishes!!!! |
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