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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48
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Fri 07/24/09 08:54 AM

ok......my birthday 2012.....


Dear diary........the QUESTION of the day is "When is my birthday"?bigsmile

The winner will receive 14 peanuts, a boiled egg and a bag of my belly button lint!!!:banana:
...september 49th. One day away from mine.

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Fri 07/24/09 08:55 AM


ok......my birthday 2012.....


Dear diary........the QUESTION of the day is "When is my birthday"?bigsmile

The winner will receive 14 peanuts, a boiled egg and a bag of my belly button lint!!!:banana:
...september 49th. One day away from mine.
september 49th????huh Wronnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!laugh laugh

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Fri 07/24/09 08:55 AM
Please make way for the conga line! Doo doo doo doo doo dah! Doo doo doo doo doo dah!

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Fri 07/24/09 08:56 AM
you show me yours and I'll show you mine...



Yep!!!

Lost 35 pounds and most of my hair, since that photo......

It has become an excellent way to make people laugh.....



Five years ago I renewed my DL...I didn't want to wait in line for a new photo....so....I kept the old photo...

Last year I renewed by mail.....same picture .....The renewal is for ten years.....Now, I do not look like the photo...but will have it on my DL for another 9 years.....
Have you really changed all that much in that time???huh

rEAAAAAAllly???? Lets see the picture!!bigsmile

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Fri 07/24/09 08:56 AM

Please make way for the conga line! Doo doo doo doo doo dah! Doo doo doo doo doo dah!
No conga!!!! My birthday isnt 1 day away from yours!!! Gawwwwwwwwwwwww you never remember my birthday!!!explode noway laugh

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Fri 07/24/09 08:57 AM
it was feet first ...if that makes a difference...



I was watching some porn the other day and this chick was jammin' a naked barbie in her hoo hoo.....kind of freaky......but I did watch until the end....



Perhaps, if you showed me a picture of you, in your birthday suit, I would be able to guess more accurately ....
laugh laugh laugh Dont make me take pictures of NAKED BARBIE!!!devil laugh

Ewwwwwwwwwww sick!!sick scared rofl

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Fri 07/24/09 08:57 AM

you show me yours and I'll show you mine...



Yep!!!

Lost 35 pounds and most of my hair, since that photo......

It has become an excellent way to make people laugh.....



Five years ago I renewed my DL...I didn't want to wait in line for a new photo....so....I kept the old photo...

Last year I renewed by mail.....same picture .....The renewal is for ten years.....Now, I do not look like the photo...but will have it on my DL for another 9 years.....
Have you really changed all that much in that time???huh

rEAAAAAAllly???? Lets see the picture!!bigsmile

Ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Ive never been overweight so my weight hasnt really been more than up 5 or 10 or down 5 or 10.

Gossipmpm's photo
Fri 07/24/09 08:58 AM
Ohhh let me ride with ya!!!!!

( like that pic)

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Fri 07/24/09 08:58 AM

it was feet first ...if that makes a difference...



I was watching some porn the other day and this chick was jammin' a naked barbie in her hoo hoo.....kind of freaky......but I did watch until the end....



Perhaps, if you showed me a picture of you, in your birthday suit, I would be able to guess more accurately ....
laugh laugh laugh Dont make me take pictures of NAKED BARBIE!!!devil laugh

Ewwwwwwwwwww sick!!sick scared rofl

bwhwhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ewwwwwwwwww that is gross!!!sick laugh sick

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Fri 07/24/09 08:58 AM
I'm out shopping and sightseeing now. Just looked at everything at gander mountain. Bought coleman gas lantern mantles. 5 bucks. Now I'm broke. To the bank!!!

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Fri 07/24/09 08:59 AM

I'm out shopping and sightseeing now. Just looked at everything at gander mountain. Bought coleman gas lantern mantles. 5 bucks. Now I'm broke. To the bank!!!
I need a flashlight!!!!laugh and a gps system!!!

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Fri 07/24/09 09:00 AM

Ohhh let me ride with ya!!!!!

( like that pic)
Awwwwwwwwww too bad!!! I get to ride with him!!!pitchfork

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Fri 07/24/09 09:00 AM
a battery powered screwdriver is alway nice to have around......Phillips head of course....



I'm out shopping and sightseeing now. Just looked at everything at gander mountain. Bought coleman gas lantern mantles. 5 bucks. Now I'm broke. To the bank!!!
I need a flashlight!!!!laugh and a gps system!!!

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Fri 07/24/09 09:01 AM


I'm out shopping and sightseeing now. Just looked at everything at gander mountain. Bought coleman gas lantern mantles. 5 bucks. Now I'm broke. To the bank!!!
I need a flashlight!!!!laugh and a gps system!!!
Hmmmmmmmm have you noticed that GPS......almost sounds like GYPSY SYSTEM!!!scared

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Fri 07/24/09 09:01 AM


Please make way for the conga line! Doo doo doo doo doo dah! Doo doo doo doo doo dah!
No conga!!!! My birthday isnt 1 day away from yours!!! Gawwwwwwwwwwwww you never remember my birthday!!!explode noway laugh
...bullsheet. Its 3 days from mine and I sent you many cards and geefts. Me no forgotta.

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Fri 07/24/09 09:02 AM

a battery powered screwdriver is alway nice to have around......Phillips head of course....



I'm out shopping and sightseeing now. Just looked at everything at gander mountain. Bought coleman gas lantern mantles. 5 bucks. Now I'm broke. To the bank!!!
I need a flashlight!!!!laugh and a gps system!!!

I have a gas lantern.......very handy when the power goes out. But really smokey too.

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Fri 07/24/09 09:02 AM
<--- me forgotta ALL THAT kinda stuff... thank GOD for calenders to mark laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/24/09 09:02 AM



Please make way for the conga line! Doo doo doo doo doo dah! Doo doo doo doo doo dah!
No conga!!!! My birthday isnt 1 day away from yours!!! Gawwwwwwwwwwwww you never remember my birthday!!!explode noway laugh
...bullsheet. Its 3 days from mine and I sent you many cards and geefts. Me no forgotta.
Lol nooooooooooo its not 3 days from yours!!!! hahaha typical MALE!!!laugh laugh laugh

no one wins the prize today!!!pitchfork

longhairbiker's photo
Fri 07/24/09 09:03 AM

Ohhh let me ride with ya!!!!!

( like that pic)
...who? Me?

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Fri 07/24/09 09:04 AM

<--- me forgotta ALL THAT kinda stuff... thank GOD for calenders to mark laugh laugh laugh laugh
ya.....he needs one of those too!!!! Oh ya biker....pick up a calendar!!!laugh

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