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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 07/23/09 12:05 PM
my daughter and I where thinking about baglady video ideas a lil while ago , we are thinking of taking baggy to the beach gawd I'm bored ......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 07/23/09 12:05 PM
Yes I will take a mcfatass, and a side order of lardfries, and can I get an order of grease?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 07/23/09 12:06 PM
and comes up with these weight charts ?????? by their chart im to big ?????

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Thu 07/23/09 12:06 PM
my daughter and I where thinking about baglady video ideas a lil while ago , we are thinking of taking baggy to the beach gawd I'm bored ...... Does this mean....Purple cat in a bikini!?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 07/23/09 12:07 PM
Mcdoogles used to put lard in their MILKSHAKES!! not sure if they still do or not

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 07/23/09 12:10 PM
Nah, they put concrete in their shakes now. Leave one outside in the hot sun for a few days. They get rock hard.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 07/23/09 12:12 PM
when I wanna drop a few pounds I just swap the usual munchies an sweet shat for corn flakes an no fast food , in a few weeks... whalla

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/23/09 12:15 PM
Dear Diary My big toe really hurts, its swollen to twice the size and has pockets which fill up with blood, and it throbs and aches, and kept me awake all day. Am i dying Gyspy? Sounds like an infection.....possibly an ingrown toenail which can be very serious. Go to the doctor stat!! That will be $878978923789237829 shillings please!! I have got psoriatic arthritis, i was just putting it down to that. But this is getting too painful to deal with now. I gotta see a docot for my liver on monday and then the arthritis doctor on thursday. SO i will wait to next thursday if i can and see what he says. Can i pay you next month? i am down to my last 16 billion

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 07/23/09 12:16 PM
and comes up with these weight charts ?????? by their chart im to big ????? Yeah no kidding ...according to "the chart" ... Ishould be DEAD, I am SO SKINNY

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 07/23/09 12:16 PM
and comes up with these weight charts ?????? by their chart im to big ????? Yeah no kidding ...according to "the chart" ... Ishould be DEAD, I am SO SKINNY

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 07/23/09 12:18 PM
Charts ARE STUPID ...... my 17 year old, it says he should be a MOVIE STAR ... I said PARDON

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 07/23/09 12:23 PM
mine says i should be an over weight redneck ??????

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 07/23/09 12:50 PM
Mine is RIGHT ON .... skinny, SHY, MORONIC beer loving, nutbar .... PERFECT

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 07/23/09 01:47 PM
My breath smells like....... CAT FOOD!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 07/23/09 01:47 PM
<----look ma!!! I found a cat that looks like biker!!! hahahaaaaaaaaaa

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 07/23/09 01:49 PM
I still cant figure out why he is covering his eyes!!!! Hide me max moment???? You cant see me behind this piece of paper!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 07/23/09 02:05 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 07/23/09 02:07 PM
Caio tallguy......ya I guess I should go to work!!! but I dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wanna!!!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 07/23/09 02:16 PM
Dear Diary http://mingle2.com/topic/show/236097

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 07/23/09 05:11 PM
<<--- all that's missing is the cabana boy passing me my drink with the lil umbrella in it .....sigh.....