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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48 | |
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my daughter and I where thinking about baglady video ideas a lil while ago , we are thinking of taking baggy to the beach
 gawd I'm bored ...... 
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Yes I will take a mcfatass, and a side order of lardfries, and can I get an order of grease?
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and comes up with these weight charts ??????
by their chart im to big ????? |
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my daughter and I where thinking about baglady video ideas a lil while ago , we are thinking of taking baggy to the beach gawd I'm bored ...... Does this mean....Purple cat in a bikini!? 
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Mcdoogles used to put lard in their MILKSHAKES!! not sure if they still do or not
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Nah, they put concrete in their shakes now. Leave one outside in the hot sun for a few days. They get rock hard.
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when I wanna drop a few pounds I just swap the usual munchies an sweet shat for corn flakes an no fast food , in a few weeks... whalla
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Dear Diary My big toe really hurts, its swollen to twice the size and has pockets which fill up with blood, and it throbs and aches, and kept me awake all day. Am i dying Gyspy? That will be $878978923789237829 shillings please!! I have got psoriatic arthritis, i was just putting it down to that. But this is getting too painful to deal with now. I gotta see a docot for my liver on monday and then the arthritis doctor on thursday. SO i will wait to next thursday if i can and see what he says. Can i pay you next month? i am down to my last 16 billion |
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and comes up with these weight charts ?????? by their chart im to big ????? Yeah no kidding ...according to "the chart" ... Ishould be DEAD, I am SO SKINNY 
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and comes up with these weight charts ?????? by their chart im to big ????? Yeah no kidding ...according to "the chart" ... Ishould be DEAD, I am SO SKINNY 
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Charts ARE STUPID
 ...... my 17 year old, it says he should be a MOVIE STAR ... I said PARDON 
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mine says i should be an over weight redneck ??????
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Mine is RIGHT ON .... skinny, SHY, MORONIC beer loving, nutbar .... PERFECT 
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My breath smells like.......
CAT FOOD!!! 
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<----look ma!!! I found a cat that looks like biker!!! hahahaaaaaaaaaa
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I still cant figure out why he is covering his eyes!!!!
Hide me max moment???? You cant see me behind this piece of paper!!
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 but I dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wanna!!!
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<<--- all that's missing is the cabana boy passing me my drink with the lil umbrella in it
.....sigh.....
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Dear Diary
