Topic: A Man And His Date
Winx's photo
Sat 07/18/09 11:02 AM
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


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MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 07/18/09 11:14 AM

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


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Winx's photo
Sat 07/18/09 11:15 AM
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boredinaz06's photo
Sat 07/18/09 11:19 AM
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Winx's photo
Sat 07/18/09 12:20 PM
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62easygoing's photo
Sat 07/18/09 12:22 PM
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harrypotter2's photo
Sat 07/18/09 01:37 PM
cute lol

no photo
Sat 07/18/09 02:28 PM
But she had the last laugh when she said, " Well you still owe me 10 for helping you 'fixing that flat tire' "

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Winx's photo
Sat 07/18/09 03:48 PM

But she had the last laugh when she said, " Well you still owe me 10 for helping you 'fixing that flat tire' "

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wannacuddlewthme's photo
Sat 07/18/09 04:15 PM
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earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 07/18/09 04:57 PM
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Mary1960's photo
Sat 07/18/09 05:59 PM
good one! :laughing:

Winx's photo
Sun 07/19/09 10:08 AM

good one! :laughing:

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