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Best quote of the recession so far:
"THIS IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY AND STILL HAVE MY WIFE (HUSBAND)!" ![]() |
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True story, I locked up the retirement accounts when we decided on a divorce, Aug, 2007. Fixed funds, 3% guaranteed. By the end of Sept. the markets had really started to slide badly, and then they finally tanked. The money as continued to grow.
I still lose 50% LOL But her lawyer is such a loser, the money hasn't been split yet, so I get all the interest that has accrued,as she only gets half of the amount as of Aug 2007. |
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Best quote of the recession so far: "THIS IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY AND STILL HAVE MY WIFE (HUSBAND)!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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It's cheaper to keep her
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