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*In best advertising voice* Florida! Are you--- *cues the song* "Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, lookin' for love in too many faces, lookin' for love--" Now you don't have to. With our new money back guarantee, we will sell you a bottle of Patience Perfume!!! Wear this and it will attract all the cabana type boys you are looking for!! Just call now for a limited time!!! And, if you call in the next three minutes you'll qualify for our new Patience suntan lotion for all those long hot days at the beach!! OK....Who hid the phone? 
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Sombody hit B11, that's the Conway song I wanna hear
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me*
Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!! 
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Edited by
ThomasJB
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Thu 07/16/09 08:29 PM
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Sombody hit B11, that's the Conway song I wanna hear
Just use the remote next to you. Having a technology geek around has it privileges!
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Can u fix up one of them fancy dandy remotes that hits the lights an such an creates the 'mood'???????
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
Now who's being the bad puddy tat? |
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
*looks under the couch and remembers I hid it there....lol...oops....dials 1-800-cabana boy and orders perfume*.....now I can replace Jt 
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
Now who's being the bad puddy tat? Oh no, Thomas!!! Not me!!!  I was only helping Florida out...she paid me a lot of money to.... uhhhhh...nothing...nevermind...
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*grabs jukebox remote hits E7* I luv that Trace Adkins song * takes a sip of drink an leans head back to relax*
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Can u fix up one of them fancy dandy remotes that hits the lights an such an creates the 'mood'??????? That would be the red button at the bottom of the remote. |
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*grabs jukebox remote hits E7* I luv that Trace Adkins song * takes a sip of drink an leans head back to relax* Maybe I could get Trace to be my new cabana-boy.....WOOOHOOO 
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
Now who's being the bad puddy tat? Oh no, Thomas!!! Not me!!! I was only helping Florida out...she paid me a lot of money to.... uhhhhh...nothing...nevermind...
Sure. . . just helping . . . I believe that. Did you sell the tapes to Playgirl? |
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*grabs jukebox remote hits E7* I luv that Trace Adkins song * takes a sip of drink an leans head back to relax* Maybe I could get Trace to be my new cabana-boy.....WOOOHOOO
He certainly is a tall drink of water 
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Can u fix up one of them fancy dandy remotes that hits the lights an such an creates the 'mood'??????? That would be the red button at the bottom of the remote. takes note of that for future purposes 
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What song is it, Redd?
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Can u fix up one of them fancy dandy remotes that hits the lights an such an creates the 'mood'??????? |
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*grabs jukebox remote hits E7* I luv that Trace Adkins song * takes a sip of drink an leans head back to relax* Maybe I could get Trace to be my new cabana-boy.....WOOOHOOO
He certainly is a tall drink of water
That man is the SEXIEST man alive.... 
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Can u fix up one of them fancy dandy remotes that hits the lights an such an creates the 'mood'??????? Remote's ready to go when get all the electrical and fixtures finished. |
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
Now who's being the bad puddy tat? Oh no, Thomas!!! Not me!!! I was only helping Florida out...she paid me a lot of money to.... uhhhhh...nothing...nevermind...
Sure. . . just helping . . . I believe that. Did you sell the tapes to Playgirl? I don't know what Florida did with them...I thought she was going to visit her friend that worked there...but I'm just the camera person..don't look at me.... But...uh...no worries, Thomas, none of those guys had anything on YOU!!! 
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*Whispers* You hid it, Florida, remember...when those guys came by earlier and you dug out all your chains and handcuffs...you said they wouldn't get away if it was the last thing you did and hid the phone under the couch. *Sees you eyeing me funny* You remember...you made me film it for that new site on... *Stops talking when everyone looks at me* Oh...uh....I have NO idea where the phone is!!!!!
Now who's being the bad puddy tat? Oh no, Thomas!!! Not me!!! I was only helping Florida out...she paid me a lot of money to.... uhhhhh...nothing...nevermind...
Sure. . . just helping . . . I believe that. Did you sell the tapes to Playgirl? I don't know what Florida did with them...I thought she was going to visit her friend that worked there...but I'm just the camera person..don't look at me.... But...uh...no worries, Thomas, none of those guys had anything on YOU!!!
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