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Topic: Man Law! - part 55
floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:02 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed....

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 07/16/09 08:04 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Sorry Red not part of the package .

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:06 PM Edited by floridaredhead on Thu 07/16/09 08:08 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Sorry Red not part of the package . I guess it's just as well. Now I gotta find me a new guy to hit up on....

ThomasJB Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 4240	Thu 07/16/09 08:09 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Like I said you just need to hire yourself a cabana boy-toy. Sorry but I could never fill that position because that would be unfaithful to DW. I could go put up a wanted ad for you though.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 07/16/09 08:09 PM
You do'nt really want to get married do ya ? Geez I like getting chased !

directandwrite Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 6638	Thu 07/16/09 08:10 PM
No worries, Florida...you seem to find a new boy-toy just about every night....just wait until AD shows up or more interlopers... You can charm the pants right off of them!!! Why, thank you, Thomas!!! bats eyelashes

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Thu 07/16/09 08:10 PM
Drinks are up! * suanters back over into the jacuzzi*

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:11 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Like I said you just need to hire yourself a cabana boy-toy. Sorry but I could never fill that position because that would be unfaithful to DW. I could go put up a wanted ad for you though. And just what would you put on the sign tiger?

directandwrite Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 6638	Thu 07/16/09 08:13 PM
Oooh ooh..pick me pick me.... "Sexy nibbler seeks cabana boy-toy for dinner and playtime" I took communications!!! lol

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:13 PM
You do'nt really want to get married do ya ? Geez I like getting chased ! Awww Bob....would you like to be my boy toy? Oops sorry....I mean man toy?

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 07/16/09 08:13 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Like I said you just need to hire yourself a cabana boy-toy. Sorry but I could never fill that position because that would be unfaithful to DW. I could go put up a wanted ad for you though. NO WE DO'NT NEED THAT THOMAS .Cabana boys are personal.Besides personal is Jt's job

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:14 PM
Drinks are up! * suanters back over into the jacuzzi* Thanx Redd....I needed that...

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 07/16/09 08:14 PM
You do'nt really want to get married do ya ? Geez I like getting chased ! Awww Bob....would you like to be my boy toy? Oops sorry....I mean man toy? I like to spread the joy !Plenty of me to go around !

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:16 PM
Hey Mari. Heres your booze Redd and keep the tequilla away from Mari .I ai'nt marrying nobody ! Awww Bob....I thought we were getting along so well....Now my hopes are crushed.... Like I said you just need to hire yourself a cabana boy-toy. Sorry but I could never fill that position because that would be unfaithful to DW. I could go put up a wanted ad for you though. NO WE DO'NT NEED THAT THOMAS .Cabana boys are personal.Besides personal is Jt's job Yeah well Jt is slacking on the job....gotta find me a new one...

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Thu 07/16/09 08:19 PM
Somebody turn on the Conway Twitty an crank it up

directandwrite Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 6638	Thu 07/16/09 08:20 PM
In best advertising voice Florida! Are you--- cues the song "Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, lookin' for love in too many faces, lookin' for love--" Now you don't have to. With our new money back guarantee, we will sell you a bottle of Patience Perfume!!! Wear this and it will attract all the cabana type boys you are looking for!! Just call now for a limited time!!! And, if you call in the next three minutes you'll qualify for our new Patience suntan lotion for all those long hot days at the beach!!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Thu 07/16/09 08:21 PM
Almost forgot, there's a drunk watermelon on the bar ya'll help urself

floridaredhead Joined Thu 06/18/09 Posts: 1030	Thu 07/16/09 08:22 PM
Somebody turn on the Conway Twitty an crank it up puts a dollar in the jukebox and plays some Conway...turn up the volume!!!!

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Thu 07/16/09 08:22 PM
Somebody turn on the Conway Twitty an crank it up I'm working on the outdoor speakers

ThomasJB Joined Sat 01/10/09 Posts: 4240	Thu 07/16/09 08:23 PM
In best advertising voice Florida! Are you--- cues the song "Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, lookin' for love in too many faces, lookin' for love--" Now you don't have to. With our new money back guarantee, we will sell you a bottle of Patience Perfume!!! Wear this and it will attract all the cabana type boys you are looking for!! Just call now for a limited time!!! And, if you call in the next three minutes you'll qualify for our new Patience suntan lotion for all those long hot days at the beach!! That'll bring em running!